#10422

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April 6, 2022, 1:50 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can literally see Blairbash get populated by watching Andy type. Duval: You can see when he's doing it, too, because you can see the little twinkle in his eyes! Andy (to me): Blairbash that, do it.

#10350

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March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.

#10333

020

March 23, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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// AP bio prep Jackie: Sickle cell disease. Jerry Song: SCD! Andy: STD? Jerry Song: No, SCD! That's cause you have an STD! // Later Jerry Song: Your mom is an alpha male! Andy: That's going straight into Blairbash! Jerry Song: Your mom is in Blairbash! Oh wait it won't fit! // Later Jackie: I know what fruit is! I'm so smart!

#10259

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March 14, 2022, 4:21 p.m.

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//Schwartz retells his AP Environmental Science story (see 8087), then this Schwartz: I finished my AP Physics exam early, and I was sitting next to the brick wall. Schwartz: So I estimated the width of each brick, and, timing with my watch, dropped a pencil repeatedly, to estimate acceleration by gravity. Schwartz: I got it within 10%. //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause //later Schwartz (to Andy): Were you typing that into Blairbash as I was talking?

#10170

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March 6, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Andy: Hui, how come any time someone submits a Blairbash quote about you, you have to defend yourself in the mod notes? Hui: Because these quotes don't make me look good.

#9988

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Feb. 14, 2022, 4:23 p.m.

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//Kaluta talks about his brother Henry: What's your brother's last name? Kaluta (to Tinu and those nearby): Have you heard of Blairbash?

#9694

1717

Jan. 5, 2022, 10:46 a.m.

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Sudhish: What is a soundbite? Gabaree: You know how on TV, you get a tiny part of a speech right? Think Blairbash. Out of context.

#9610

010

Dec. 13, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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Jack: Can we just start a petition to ban Blairbash? Mr. Lodal: I guess you could. Jack: All right, let's ban it! Claudio: Yeah, let's cancel it! Alex: This is going on Blairbash.

#9569

317

Dec. 9, 2021, 1:21 p.m.

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Lodal: Blairbash is overall not a good thing.

#9243

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Oct. 28, 2021, 11:03 p.m.

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Lodal: You guys are just farming me for blairbash quotes, right? Lodal: You know you can just make stuff up, right? Lodal: Especially if it's funny Lodal: If for some reason you come up with a funny thought and do not want it to be attributed to you, I would be happy to take credit for it