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⚐ Report//Matt is restoring his laptop. Evan: Wow, look at all that porn. Matt: Nah it's just Rosetta Stone. Bob: I've never heard of her, should I have?
#4099
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⚐ ReportEvan: I'm so hungry. Jason: You could drink that bottle of starch solution.. Evan: It would be sort of like eating a potato. Jason: Drinking a potato. Samantha: That's what the Irish do. Evan: The Russians, actually.
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⚐ ReportEvan: Loomis, have you seen any recent movies that you really enjoyed? Loomis: Evan, please ... I may be an elitist snob, but I do enjoy movies. Loomis: Well, depends. Did you mean from before or after the 1940s?
#3959
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⚐ ReportEvan (eating a cupcake): Wow, this is the messiest thing I've done in like, 48 hours.
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⚐ Report//Programing Knights Tour for ADSB //It's a week into programing with 2 weeks left. Evan F: Why does none of my program work? Patrick: You have way too many methods, you should scrap it! Lele, doesn't he have too many methods? Lele: Yeah. Patrick: Clare, doesn't Evan have too many methods? Clare: Yes. Patrick: Mr. Fauntroy do you think he should start over? If you print it out, it'd be like 8 pages long! Mr. Fauntroy: Wait, does it work? Evan: It prints out the board Patrick: But it doesn't do any moves. Mr. Fauntroy: I can do that with three lines! //Later Evan: I found the problem! I need more methods!
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⚐ Report//Quantum physics: Thomas is discussing Bas van Frassen, who believe that we have no proof that electrons exist because we have never observed them Thomas: Well, just because something is too small to be seen doesn't mean it doesn't exist. You can make observations that support its existence even if you can't actually see it. Evan: Right. Otherwise, how would you be able to pee?
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⚐ Report//In period 9 POE, first day. Evan and several others: It's a Mag Geo reunion! Jacob: But, wait, where's Jyotiroop? //realizes Das isn't in the class Jacob: Noooooo! I want my Das!
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⚐ Report//Discussing winter break in AP Lang Evan: I got a shock ball. Gross: What's that? Evan: It's this ball that shocks people. You throw it around in a circle of friends and it goes off at random times. Gross: One, why would they make that? Two, why would they give it to you? And three, most importantly, where are YOU going to find a circle of friends?
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⚐ ReportMoose: Hold up your questions. If you don't have them, you have to take your punishment like a man. Or a woman. Evan: Can we choose?
#3778
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⚐ ReportKatelin: Guess what, I'm president of ceramics club! Evan: Guess what, I'm president of I don't care! It's like ICARE, but with a "don't" in the middle.