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#8793

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Dec. 7, 2020, 11:24 a.m.

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// finds area of SSS-given triangle by finding height with sine Kirk: This is terrible Kirk: I hate it Kirk: I wish there was a formula that told me the area of a triangle [given three side lengths] Kirk: I wonder if that exists Student 1: hMm Student 2: hMmMm Student 3: hMmMmMm // proceeds to teach Heron's formula

#8779

1517

Dec. 1, 2020, 11:57 a.m.

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Student: Mr. Street, what are we doing? Street: I don't know Street: What should we do? Student: I don't know Street: Okay, glad to hear it

#8776

79

Nov. 30, 2020, 6:01 p.m.

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Blake: Who's Simile's best friend? Student: Metaphor Blake: Yeah, they're like fraternal twins.

#8771

1717

Nov. 24, 2020, 9:53 a.m.

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Ostrander: people are just gonna stare at me Ostrander: or have their names stare at me

#8766

1719

Nov. 20, 2020, 11:16 a.m.

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// Attendance Street: [Student], are you here? // Student is in meeting; camera is on Student: ... can you see me? Street: I don't want to.

#8765

37

Nov. 20, 2020, 11:14 a.m.

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Schafer: "Alright, [Student], stop paying attention to class, go to the wall, and start pushing on it for the rest of class."

#8762

77

Nov. 19, 2020, 1:15 p.m.

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Blake: I'm old, right? Blake: You better say no.

#8760

2525

Nov. 17, 2020, 3:24 p.m.

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// Street is using google maps Street: Okay, so I’m gonna drop my person here Street: So he can get hit by a car

#8745

1414

Nov. 13, 2020, 2:26 p.m.

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//Schafer talking about Hooke's Law and some crazy encrypted messages that Hooke sent in the 17th century Schafer: I guess this was just like the tiktok of the day, I guess.

#8738

410

Nov. 13, 2020, 10:02 a.m.

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// Student, in Zoom's text-based communication You think this quarantine is boring? During the plague, Newton invented calculus. Do you have any idea how bored you have to be to invent calculus?!?