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#10845
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⚐ ReportKirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.
#10839
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⚐ Report//Schafer visits Kirk Pd. 7 on talk like a pirate day Schafer: What be a pirate's favorite element? Kirk: ARRRR-GON! Schafer: NO!!! Schafer: It's gold!
#10802
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⚐ ReportKirk: When I was in high school, my friend and I would go to the gym and yell trig identities as we lifted weights
#10792
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⚐ ReportKirk: Maybe I should play some Gwar. Kirk: Would you guys prefer "Immortal Corruption" or "I Want More Blood"? Kirk: Maybe we should not listen to Gwar.
#10791
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⚐ Report// Someone mentions Isaac Newton Student 1: Ah, yes, the apple man. Student 2: Isn’t that Steve Jobs? Kirk: I bet I could convince a freshman that Steve Jobs invented calculus.
#10701
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⚐ Report// Kirk took the functions kids out to the track for an experiment Kirk: The answers were wildy inaccurate. Schwartz: Good. As science should be!
#10144
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⚐ Report// Analysis video on L'Hopital's Kirk: If I had the power to appear as Mr. Schwartz, I don't even know what mischief I'd get up to, but it could be dangerous. Kirk: Or I could save the world.
#9966
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⚐ Report//rose asking kirk a question while he's on zoom and kirk is babysitting the class rose: "kirk, for $55, which is it?" kirk: "oh i wasn't paying attention. what was the question?" rose: "ahah nevermind"
#9859
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⚐ Report// Anal 1B video Kirk: So why the heck do we integrate? Kirk: ...Reason number 1: it makes you smart. Kirk: Reason number 2: it staves off Alzheimers. Kirk: Reason number 3: It's fun!
#9800
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⚐ Report// Analysis 1B video Schwartz: I am ... Increasingly amused that Kirk did some awesome work with music intro/outro and his comment about reducing about how it feels awkward with the outro. Schwartz: It's great. Schwartz: Uh, I'm gonna lean in anyway and make the intro and outro nice and awkward. This will be great!