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#11897
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⚐ Report//watching, on YouTube, Tank Man documentary (1989 China) //partway thru, video stops with "This video may be inappropriate for some viewers." Seat: Oh no, it's been censored! Andy: I think we're losing social credits.
#11883
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⚐ ReportAndy: Repeat after me - I will spend all of my time doing the puzzles. Jerry Song: I will spend half of my time sleeping and the other half of my time wanting to go home.
#11848
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⚐ ReportAndy: We need to work on the sussy slides. Schafer: You're doing supersymmetry? It's called SUSY(soo-sie). Andy: But among us, we can call it sussy.
#11780
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: Why do you want to die, it's too early to talk about about dying! Andy: Why die when you can do chemistry? Jerry Song: Why do chemistry when you can die?
#11778
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⚐ ReportAndy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!
#11776
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⚐ ReportAndy: I'm actually going to sleep early tonight. Jerry Song: Why sleep early tonight? Jerry: Sleep late tonight so you can sleep early tomorrow. Burnout schedule!
#11722
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⚐ ReportAndy: Every time I fix an issue, 20 more issues pop up. Foster: That's right! This is why I've stopped doing software development after 20 years.
#11720
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⚐ Report// Playing blackjack Andy: Hit or stay? Linkai: I love hitting people... // Later Andy: If you hit again, you'll bust. Linkai: I love busting...