#3478

24

Aug. 30, 2011, 5:31 p.m.

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Teacher: Last year, this kid had the nerve to walk into my class wearing not one, but party hats all over his face!

#3474

11

July 8, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

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//Comparative Government Fall 2010, after a flurry of holidays. Claire H: Does anyone sit next to me? Mr. Swaney: Yeah! Jeremy! He's only missed one day! "Does anyone sit next to me?"?! You've been sitting next to him for a whole quarter: Claire, Jeremy--Jeremy, Claire! He's only missed one day! Claire H: Yeah... but that's this whole week!

#3473

22

July 8, 2011, 8:59 p.m.

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//Eating lunch in the courtyard after SeaPerch AP Physics/Marine Bio trip. Michael Anderson: No! That's illegal! Alla Avakova: It's not illegal! You're providing a service and you're getting paid for it!

#3471

8387

June 26, 2011, 1:50 p.m.

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Loomis: It's pyrite. Wait, no it's not. Thomas: It's fool's pyrite!

#3470

111

June 21, 2011, 11:09 p.m.

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// Lorenzo, Maureen and Michelle are in Maureen's kitchen. Maureen is pouring olives into a bowl. Michelle: Olive us are in the kitchen!

#3469

1414

June 14, 2011, 11:26 p.m.

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Stein: Any rock could do that. Well, any reasonably smart rock could do that. Most rocks could do that.

#3468

66

June 14, 2011, 11:25 p.m.

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Stein: So we'll do [this] on Tuesday, since on Monday you have the 72 page knowledge celebration. Student: Wait, how did it jump from... Stein: What did I say last time? Class: 37 Student: So, after your 86 page test...

#3464

28

June 13, 2011, 2:46 p.m.

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// Someone mentions having to call someone Robert: Who ya gonna call? Katherine: MYTH BUSTERS!! Robert: ... wait, what??

#3463

55

June 13, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Isreal: The Earth is like a basketball - the inside is filled with air... and Pokemon!

#3460

1515

June 11, 2011, 12:46 a.m.

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Theresa: That's the best I've ever felt about not having sex with a lobster.