#3459

1618

June 10, 2011, 8:14 p.m.

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Gordon: Oh my god, I think I just went A A D in Spanish Hyun: Did you try so hard, and got so far? Bob: But in the end, it didn't really matter?

#3458

1414

June 10, 2011, 5:59 p.m.

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Grossman: I have just one word of advice for the next two years of high school...don't date! Issac: Are you preaching one night stands?

#3457

8995

June 10, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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//At graduation rehearsal Administrator: Some counselors and I will be at the bottom of the stairs. We will look between your legs to see if you have any balls or posters or anything else you're hiding.

#3456

1212

June 10, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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Thomas: I couldn't think of a better idea if I WASN'T on drugs!

#3455

1313

June 10, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//Graduation practice //The girls' caps & gowns are white, the guys' are red Mark (jokingly): Man, these guys trying to make us think they're Klan members? Danderson (laughing): What does that make us, communists?

#3454

911

June 8, 2011, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: I've got this. I'm really good at starting fires.

#3453

1111

June 8, 2011, 4:04 p.m.

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Moose: Have a great summer. Don't smoke pot, guys. It's not legal yet.

#3452

88

June 7, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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Donaldson: ... and James carries a meter-stick with him at all times. (pauses) It's a pocket meter-stick.

#3451

8490

June 7, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//AP NSL, talking about a plan to get rid of snakehead fish by dumping a bunch of salt in the Chesapeake Bay watershed Grossman: Now, who do you guys think might be opposed to this plan? Eva: People with common sense?

#3450

22

June 7, 2011, 7:50 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper remarks that she made a whole file of Flip-Flop problems and solved every one Piper: There was nothing on TV that night. So I did flip-flop tracing.