#3449

6975

June 6, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

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//Mr Pham and Mr Giles cross pathes between the chemistry room and math help: Pham: I hear you tell kids lines only straight. Giles: Yeah, they're only straight. Pham: No you wrong-- Giles: All lines are straight. Pham: Noooooooooo.

#3448

2428

June 6, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: I will come and rip your head off....wait, no I won't because then blood get on the floor and the janitor will get angry at me.

#3447

88

June 6, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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// at the start of 4th period Thermo Schafer: I heard that there's going to be a fire drill soon. Students: Really?! Schafer: Why are you so excited? It's like missing free time.

#3446

1515

June 6, 2011, 2 p.m.

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Pham: Is methane polar or nonpolar? Student: Polar. Pham: Why? Student: Uhh...because.... Pham: I tell you reason. Reason is you are wrong!

#3445

1616

June 4, 2011, 2:55 p.m.

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Anderson: Oh yes! "Let us go and smoke some meth! / And with his former title greet Macbeth!"

#3444

66

June 4, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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//The class has just decided that Student A is cannabilistic. Then Student B interrupts and tries to talk to Student A. Gross: You can talk to [Student A] at lunch. Student B: But... Gross: Oh I see. [Student A] goes and does his thing... //laughter Gross: Mongolian BBQ, that's what [Student A] does...

#3443

2020

June 3, 2011, 10 a.m.

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//In Swaney's class talking about American foreign policy Xixi: America is like a horny teenager. Always touching where she shouldn't be touching.

#3442

1818

June 3, 2011, 9:54 a.m.

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Janvi: Rose how old are you? 30, 31? Rose: You're just like the worst stalker ever.

#3441

1717

June 3, 2011, 1:24 a.m.

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Duval: Hey guys, watch this video of my baby! //Class watches video of Sam (Ms. Duval's baby) giggling while Ms. Duval tickles him. Mufasa: Y'know... I read somewhere that babies laugh as a defense mechanism.

#3440

1616

June 2, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Jake R: Friday night I am going to a...I was going to say party, but only popular people have parties. What I'm going to is more like a gathering of nerds.