#3347

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May 11, 2011, 7:59 p.m.

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Emily: Rose. What the heck did you do over spring break? Rose: Eh. I moved. Janvi: You MOVED? But I was so close to finding your house!

#3346

2527

May 11, 2011, 7:48 p.m.

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//Evan motors down the hall too fast on Kaluta's segway Billings: Don't even THINK about hitting me. //Evan slows down and punches her on the arm

#3345

-13

May 11, 2011, 7:44 p.m.

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Fillman: I am going to give you all shots. // Immature students in class laugh Fillman: This is going on that website, what's it called? Blairbash, isn't it.

#3344

55

May 11, 2011, 7:26 p.m.

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//to Block D at end of period Templin: You guys are as bad at cleaning up as you are at-- Student: Lots of other things! Templin: --lots of other things. Like technical writing.

#3343

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May 11, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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//before an AP Dr. Campbell: Please put away all cell phones, dictionaries, unauthorized calculators... Rubik's cubes... //Everyone turns to Neel Students: Five. Four. Three. Two. One. //Neel promptly solves the cube and puts it away

#3342

55

May 11, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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//during Analysis of Algorithms, working on project Evan: Damn, I wish my life had a getDate function. JHyun: I wish you had a getKeySet function.

#3341

2022

May 11, 2011, 5:21 p.m.

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Lodal: So as a final result we have 1.66*10^4 kilojoules Scarano: Wait, WHAT about killing Jews?

#3340

2832

May 11, 2011, 2:35 p.m.

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//class is rehearsing Julius Caesar Annie: Let me, upon my knee, prevail upon this. [She kneels.] Fillman: Uh oh, Calphurnia got on her knees. Everyone knows what happens when women get on their knees. //unsurprisingly, class erupts in laughter //about five minutes later: Fillman: Come on guys. This is going on Blairbash isn't it. Evan: To be fair, Caesar WAS about to get epically blown. Fillman: This is about where I lose my job. Bye-bye, job!

#3339

1010

May 10, 2011, 9:13 p.m.

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//students had graffitied a teacher's driveway to ask him to prom ON BEHALF OF HIS 9TH PD Teacher: Wait, you had donuts for me? Sophie: We tried to ring your doorbell, but it didn't work. Hannah: We could see you through the window though! You were on the couch watching TV! Teacher: Was I dressed!? Hannah: You had a pink polo on. Teacher: I did.

#3337

77

May 10, 2011, 9:07 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party: Teacher to Polina: You can also bring some Russian dessert. Nilay: Here's some... snow!