#3336

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May 10, 2011, 8:50 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party: Theresa: Can we play with the grill? Teacher: ... no. Teacher: You can play Frisbee; you can play soccer; you can play volleyball; you can play... er, Alex! ...but you can't play with the grill! Student: How do you play Alex? Andrew Lu: You punch him repeatedly in the face until he cries.

#3335

37

May 10, 2011, 8:44 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party, and why [Teacher] won't give the underclassmen one: Teacher: I once had sophomores over. They spent the whole time playing duck-duck-goose. The seniors... they try to find a place in the woods. Theresa: To play duck-duck-goose? Teacher: They're playing duck-duck SOMETHING...

#3334

1820

May 9, 2011, 8:30 p.m.

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Bourzutschky: Yes, I will murder and rape John's children. I shall enjoy it.

#3333

1414

May 9, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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Rose: These are just the basic things you should've learned in, like, common sense grade.

#3331

1515

May 9, 2011, 8:44 a.m.

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//at 8:43am Steven: Ready for the weekend. Grace: It's Monday. Steven: I know. That doesn't change the fact that I'm ready.

#3330

2329

May 9, 2011, 7:48 a.m.

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Yessi: AP Spanish is such a joke. You have the classroom full of Hispanic kids and the one token white kid. Evan: AP Latin is worse. You have the classroom full of dead kids and the one token living kid.

#3329

214234

May 8, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, all teams are sitting in an assembly. Blair is in the front row. Pham is sitting with his laptop. Dude from adjacent team: Hey, could you guys move over one seat? Blair students: Okay, sure. Pham (without looking up): Ten dolla. Dude from adjacent team: ??? Pham (still not looking up): You pay ten dolla and then we move! //Blair students rearrange without Pham's participation //later Competition person: Thank your coaches for their hard work, dedication, and attention! //Pham rotates his laptop to show Blair kids that he's been playing minesweeper, grins, and continues his game

#3328

2020

May 8, 2011, 5:16 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, Pham walks in on Shirley and Briese donning gangsta attire Pham: ...you guy very far from become cool.

#3327

1212

May 8, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, trying to describe a student in block D Pham: What his name, I forget. He look like typical Asian face.

#3326

22

May 8, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl Pham: When you guy start to play the other team, I go back to my room to sleep.