#10329

1212

March 22, 2022, 5:49 p.m.

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//Kaluta took the class out to a staircase to tell a story about a gender-separated summer camp Kaluta: Then, one day, one of the boys actually jumped over the fence. //Will climbs over the railing Kaluta: When it actually happened, it was much more graceful than that. Will: Hey! That's very offensive! //later //Will climbs over the railing again Will: I was expecting applause that time. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10319

2929

March 22, 2022, 10:09 a.m.

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Isak: Uhh, Mr. Kaluta, I think we have a problem. *Mr. Kaluta walks over* Isak (to Kelin): So, do you wanna tell him, or do you want me to do it? Mr. Kaluta: Did you blow it up? Kelin: Yes.

#10316

1616

March 22, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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//on upcoming robotics project Kaluta: I won't let you pick people to be in a group with, but you can veto specific people, and I'll make sure you're not in a group with them. Jeremy: What if I veto everyone except my friends? Kaluta: If you try to game the system like that, I'll put you in the group of people who game the system like that, and you'll end up with one of them. //later, bell rang, some students stay to talk to Kaluta Katz: What if I veto the robot? Kaluta: Go away!

#10313

1616

March 21, 2022, 4:28 p.m.

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//on rocket launches Kaluta: If a boat is in the way, they won't launch. They'll yell at the boat, telling it to move out of the way. Uriel: They should just launch anyway. Kaluta: No. Uriel: What if they get points for hitting the boat? Kaluta: Moving right along!

#10280

-414

March 16, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Kaluta is drawing power outlets Jerry Song: Blue pill and a red pill. Michael Wang: I like pills. // Later, we are measuring voltage with test probes Jerry Jing: Stick it in deeper!

#10279

68

March 16, 2022, 12:28 p.m.

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// Collection of Kaluta quotes from FOT today "So you hold the plastic ends and jam them in there" "I didn't tell people, so somebody died." *Class laughs* "Now you laughed, that's sick." "You know when they get hot, they get a little longer and sag." "I'm not getting killed or shocked but I am getting buzzed"

#10274

1111

March 16, 2022, 6:55 a.m.

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Chris: “The whiter you are, the hotter you are.”

#10271

1111

March 15, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.

#10261

1111

March 14, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//students just measured/calculated horsepower of their own bodies Kaluta: What's your horsepower? Jacen: 0.67 Kaluta: That's a reasonable number! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10260

1010

March 14, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Will: My parents told me if I didn't get all As, I'd have to work in a coal mine.