#12581

1313

Nov. 27, 2023, 1:43 p.m.

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Sahu: i have decided to defraud the government

#12580

1414

Nov. 27, 2023, 1:31 p.m.

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Sahu: let's talk about the govern- ima stop myself there. Sahu: let's say i publish a book that says grapes cause blindness Sahu: only white.. i mean green grapes cause blindness. purple grapes prevent blindness Sahu: i can say it's true, i'm a doctor. Sahu M.D. Sahu: little do they know, i own a purple grape farm, and my competitive neighbor owns a green grape farm Yongle: he's a part of big grape!

#12560

1113

Nov. 20, 2023, 11:02 a.m.

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//Person gives out honor roll awards Person: I have a few awards Sahu: for me!? Person: no, for [Student 1], and [Student 2] Sahu: they're both not here Sahu: you should give them awards for skipping school or something Sahu: you know merge sort? Person: no. //Person leaves

#12559

1012

Nov. 20, 2023, 10:58 a.m.

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Sahu: that's the most poetic shit i've ever heard in my life

#12558

810

Nov. 20, 2023, 10:57 a.m.

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//sahu is about to erase his board about pigeonhole sort Rakshay: can i take a picture? Sahu: *in creaky high pitched voice* ughhhhh why don't you take notes instead Rakshay: i did Sahu: ok good

#12557

68

Nov. 20, 2023, 10:31 a.m.

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//kids are sitting on desks Sahu: i don't know what's going on there but you guys need to sit on desks Sahu: freudian slip

#12483

77

Nov. 8, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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Sahu: maybe like tomorrow a law gets passed where everyone can be a doctor and now your degree is useless Sahu: and nobody will pay you 500 dollars an hour to punch them in the face Sahu: i forget what I was talking about

#12467

1111

Nov. 6, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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Sahu: Here we’ve got our edibles clas- our food class

#12466

1010

Nov. 6, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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Yongle: lipstick and expo markers are the same thing

#12465

77

Nov. 6, 2023, 1:37 p.m.

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Sahu: Java is just like a scorned lover