#5470

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April 22, 2015, 4:16 p.m.

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//A counselor had a long family connections account discussion with Klein's Pd. 4 Lang //After she finishes and is preparing to leave: Eisenstein: "Now, originally we were going to have you guys all do a reading quiz. But because we don't have enough time left in class, I'll give you guys a pass on this quiz." Counselor: "You're welcome!"

#5365

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Jan. 23, 2015, 10:52 p.m.

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//Block B, First day of Pham Chem Pham: This Montgomery County! They want to nail you to Harvard! They want to nail you to Yale! They want to nail you... to MIT! //awkward pause, students don't respond Pham: THEY WANT TO NAIL YOU!

#5337

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Dec. 22, 2014, 2:54 p.m.

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Pham: When I at college, I in pure math. Any idiot can study it. First day learn to write proof, every class after that the same. There no numbers, only 3 letters w, x, y, z, and I know them very well. I don't even know a, b, c.

#4210

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Sept. 20, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//Talking about his first year of college Whitacre: I went downtown every night. There were 54 bars to choose from, and I chose all of them.

#3747

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:41 a.m.

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//More college physics Professor: This is a textbook case -- given it's an intro course, big surprise... //Writes on board: -h^2/2m U'' + (V(r)+h^2L(L+1)/2mr^2)U = EU Professor: Not to wave hands at the people who are going bankrupt because of Greece, but *this* (points at left side of the equation) is EU.

#3737

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Nov. 2, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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//A taste of college physics Professor (speaks and writes on board): Reality is 3-D. //Professor pauses and writes "at least" before "3D" Professor: That gives you a loophole big enough to drive a string theorist through.

#3606

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Sept. 26, 2011, 11:32 a.m.

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Maggie: Oh my god!  Yale has regular decision!? //People in her vicinity react with horror/shock. Maureen: Maggie, before they had early applications, they had regular.  You're so stupid. Doyung: Maggie, I really hope you get into college. Maggie (attempted verbal comeback): Doyung, you will eat your own words. Doyung: Wait. So you WON'T get into college? //Later Maggie: Wait, I meant early decision.

#3436

1515

June 2, 2011, 12:48 p.m.

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Stein: Today we've learned not to be sad, not to worry about grades, and that colleges are no better than the Nigerians trying to steal your money.

#3177

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March 30, 2011, 8:58 p.m.

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//Mogge reading from Tokugawa's governing laws and giving college advice Mogge: (jokingly) This passage is kinda like what my sister told me when I left for college: "Drinking parties and wanton revelry should be avoided; sexual indulgence and habitual gambling lead to the downfall of a college career [changed from 'state']." And then she said, "keep that thing in your pants." That was embarrassing.

#3163

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March 28, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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Theresa: I got waitlisted from Rice today... I'm kind of disappointed but now I'm just nervous for other college letters. Theresa: The end of this week will be stressful, but luckily I turn 18 tomorrow. I can deal with it better because I can buy cold medicine and tobacco and porn now!