#12478

1818

Nov. 8, 2023, 11:21 a.m.

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Jason Yao: Why do you wake up?

#12160

1818

Sept. 19, 2023, 4:56 p.m.

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Jason: Are fish reptiles? Yunyi: No bruh they’re another class of animals Jason: Ok so what the hell are amphibians? // Later Jason: If chickens are birds and you cook them, aren’t cows also birds?

#11946

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June 6, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Leo: Weren't you on a date with Jason Yu? Andrew: I want to date Jason Yu

#11903

216

May 25, 2023, 11:59 a.m.

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//jason yao discusisng what topic to choose for his argumentive narrative Eric Shi: Okay, the confederate topic of the grape topic? Jason Yao: The 🍇 one. Eric Shi: God fucking damnit.

#10687

1919

June 12, 2022, 3:39 p.m.

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//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)

#10584

812

May 18, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// After school in FOT Jason (holding thermometer): Degrees or radians? Kaluta: HA-HA-HA-HA Jason: No, I meant the other thing

#10297

02

March 18, 2022, 8:07 a.m.

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JasAn: I simp for Morris Kline

#10253

1111

March 11, 2022, 11:22 p.m.

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// Last day of Modeling the Future, Aditya, Jason, and John are speaking with each other while losing their minds Aditya: So if our team was on a desert island, who would survive? Jason: Well, Phillip has a yacht so he probably would just escape on that, and Dhruv will probably figure out how to build a helicopter. John: He might rescue us with it, but I'd make a dn joke and he'd leave us. Aditya: So us three would just be stuck on the desert island. // Cut to 10:30 pm, the paper is due at 3 am, Dhruv and Phillip have left Jason: Wait a minute guys... don't you realize what's happening? The other two have escaped and we're stuck on this stupid desert island finishing our paper!

#9224

57

Oct. 22, 2021, 11:44 a.m.

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John: "Claudius and Hamlet" Jason: "That's kinda romantic"

#4646

22

Nov. 6, 2013, 2:50 a.m.

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//In ESS Yifan: Something seems wrong...oh! The light is on! Jason: I see the light!