#10845

1919

Sept. 20, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.

#10839

2121

Sept. 19, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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//Schafer visits Kirk Pd. 7 on talk like a pirate day Schafer: What be a pirate's favorite element? Kirk: ARRRR-GON! Schafer: NO!!! Schafer: It's gold!

#10802

1616

Sept. 12, 2022, 7:43 p.m.

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Kirk: When I was in high school, my friend and I would go to the gym and yell trig identities as we lifted weights

#10792

77

Sept. 10, 2022, 11:49 p.m.

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Kirk: Maybe I should play some Gwar. Kirk: Would you guys prefer "Immortal Corruption" or "I Want More Blood"? Kirk: Maybe we should not listen to Gwar.

#10791

1212

Sept. 9, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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// Someone mentions Isaac Newton Student 1: Ah, yes, the apple man. Student 2: Isn’t that Steve Jobs? Kirk: I bet I could convince a freshman that Steve Jobs invented calculus.

#10701

1414

June 15, 2022, 8:54 a.m.

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// Kirk took the functions kids out to the track for an experiment Kirk: The answers were wildy inaccurate. Schwartz: Good. As science should be!

#10144

44

March 3, 2022, 5:10 p.m.

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// Analysis video on L'Hopital's Kirk: If I had the power to appear as Mr. Schwartz, I don't even know what mischief I'd get up to, but it could be dangerous. Kirk: Or I could save the world.

#9966

1113

Feb. 11, 2022, 8:51 a.m.

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//rose asking kirk a question while he's on zoom and kirk is babysitting the class rose: "kirk, for $55, which is it?" kirk: "oh i wasn't paying attention. what was the question?" rose: "ahah nevermind"

#9859

1212

Jan. 28, 2022, 9:13 p.m.

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// Anal 1B video Kirk: So why the heck do we integrate? Kirk: ...Reason number 1: it makes you smart. Kirk: Reason number 2: it staves off Alzheimers. Kirk: Reason number 3: It's fun!

#9800

77

Jan. 22, 2022, 9:34 p.m.

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// Analysis 1B video Schwartz: I am ... Increasingly amused that Kirk did some awesome work with music intro/outro and his comment about reducing about how it feels awkward with the outro. Schwartz: It's great. Schwartz: Uh, I'm gonna lean in anyway and make the intro and outro nice and awkward. This will be great!