#9699

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Jan. 5, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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*Kirk turns on Closed Captions on Zoom by request of quarantining students* Kirk: I hope it's accurate CC: It's accurate Kirk: Did it work? CC: Didn't work

#9728

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Jan. 10, 2022, 4:55 p.m.

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// about slinkies Lodal: Last time, when we borrowed one from Physics, we damaged it. And I was told not to borrow it again. Lodal: It was probably my fault, but I'm gonna blame someone else.

#9731

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Jan. 11, 2022, 9:41 a.m.

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Praccho: I thought you tested positive? Booyya: Yeah, I sent you a pregnancy test! Mr. Schafer: Looks like we got bigger news on our hands.

#9807

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Jan. 25, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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//rambling about being behind in precalc rose: in previous years i would have like a set schedule and stick to that and everything rose: and if i was going too fast for some people they would just fly off the back of the bus and never come back rose: and then i like told them to come to math help and maybe they would but maybe they wouldn’t rose: but it’s ok!

#9931

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Feb. 8, 2022, 9:17 a.m.

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// Presentations on sorting algorithms Sahu: Quicksort, noiceeeeee. Everyone's favorite sorting algorithm. // Later, someone is presenting bogosort Sahu: This is beautiful, I know this algorithm sucks but its beautiful. // Later Sahu: So back when I was at UMD, there was this poem writing contest for CS people and the winner would get a free t-shirt. Sahu: And I wrote a poem about Bogosort, and it was about how nobody loved me because my big O was too big. Sahu: Turns out I was the only person who entered the contest. Sahu: I don't know why CS majors don't want to write poems to win shirts.

#10091

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Feb. 28, 2022, 8:53 a.m.

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//Explaining why people look a lot like their parents Delaney: That's why my daughter looks a lot like me which is a terrible shame to her.

#10193

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March 8, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

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//Delaney talking about his hockey game last night where someone on the other team argued with the ref. Delaney: This man got 30 minutes worth of penalties AFTER THE MATCH ENDED because he couldn't shut his mouth. Delaney: He was just going off on the ref, talking about male genetalia and what he could do with it too. Delaney: Pretty much the most amazing display of "dumb man" thing I have ever seen in my life.

#10251

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March 11, 2022, 1:38 p.m.

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Delaney: Men are weird and square, and have sharp angles. Women are nice and round.

#10316

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March 22, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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//on upcoming robotics project Kaluta: I won't let you pick people to be in a group with, but you can veto specific people, and I'll make sure you're not in a group with them. Jeremy: What if I veto everyone except my friends? Kaluta: If you try to game the system like that, I'll put you in the group of people who game the system like that, and you'll end up with one of them. //later, bell rang, some students stay to talk to Kaluta Katz: What if I veto the robot? Kaluta: Go away!

#10323

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March 22, 2022, 12:15 p.m.

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Hui: Do you want to hear some life advice from the resident seniors? Hui: Don’t drink Carolina reaper hot sauce. // later Hui: Want to hear another piece of life advice? Hui: Don’t ask Delaney for antacids. He’ll give you this. (holds up a bottle. Label is captioned "laxative.") Hui: This is from the chem storage room.