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#8070

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April 2, 2019, 4:03 p.m.

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//Sloe fifth period, talking to her class about alleles Sloe: Why does the little girl have dimples? She got a big D from her mother. Class: <laughs> Sloe: What’s so funny? Moving on, she got a little D from her father.

#8471

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Jan. 28, 2020, 9:14 p.m.

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//Linalg icebreaker Contreras: Say your name and a descriptor that starts with the same letter, I'll start. Contreras: Coffee Contreras. Marc: Messy Marc. Eric: Intelligent Eric.

#1576

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March 2, 2010, 4:39 p.m.

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//Discussing an afterschool seminar for teachers Schafer: So the county supports this "10-2-2" plan.  10 minutes teaching, 2 minutes discussion, 2 minutes group work.  So I'm like "Does this work for every scenario?" and he's just like "yeah..."  So then I ask him "Then why did you just lecture us for an hour and a half?"  And he says "Cuz it doesn't apply to this scenario!"  And I'm like "You just said it works for all scenarios!"  There's a reason I wasn't appreciated at those things.

#2399

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Oct. 22, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Honigsberg: So he said to himself... Class: Self. Julian: Does he make you do that at home too? //Michael nods

#8087

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April 5, 2019, 5:25 p.m.

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//Complex //Haydn ties the window's pull cord to a stool, then places a pen on the string and lets go. The pen moves along the rope and hits the chair //Class looks at Haydn Schwartz: I have a story to tell about this. When I took AP Environmental Science-- do you guys still do that? The easiest way to pass the test is to pick the option closest to "Humans suck, and if we keep doing whatever we're doing, we're screwed". Environmental science is actually interesting, but the test was awful. Anyways, I finished in 45 minutes and had an hour left. It was also my last test, so I had all my AP student labels, and there were tissues, paper, pencils, and other instruments on a table we could go to. By using my student labels as adhesive, I constructed a sailboat during that hour, and whenever the proctor made their rounds, I would blow the sailboat from one end of the desk to the other.

#8365

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Oct. 24, 2019, 9:02 a.m.

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Mrs Johnson on the PA: And there will be a lesson on vaping. Mr Stein: Yeah, I'm gonna teach you how to vape.

#3876

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Jan. 4, 2012, 9:44 p.m.

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//Mr Rose is visiting Mr. Stein's Class Stein: Alright, so today we are going to learn the last physics application of calculus I'm going teach you, go over the worksheet, and if we work fast we can have nap time like my morning class did. Billings: Mr. Rose doesn't understand that concept. Stein: What, naps? Billings: No. Time.

#8120

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April 15, 2019, 7:33 p.m.

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Duval: The 25th is apparently take your child to work day, so I'll be bringing my kids to class. Haydn: I'll bring my kid as well. Duval: ...Um, well... I guess they can play together. Haydn: No, my kid is way too old to play with your kids.

Duval kinda just stared at him for a couple seconds after this before switching subjects.

ento, haydn, duval

#8591

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June 8, 2020, 12:30 p.m.

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Lodal: Maybe a video will be posted here! Maybe it won't! It's a fun new end of the year game!

this is due in two days and there is still no video

lodal, chem

#8384

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Nov. 11, 2019, 12:17 p.m.

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//Analysis 2 Schwartz: Don't argue with me about vector hats. You will lose both in real life and in points.