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March 29, 2021, 12:05 a.m.

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elephant guy: elephant elephant elephant

#3433

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June 1, 2011, 7:50 p.m.

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Stein: There are three reasons we use foot-pounds. One, our textbook uses it. Two, there's a song about it. And three, it annoys Mr. Schafer.

#3797

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Nov. 20, 2011, 11:56 a.m.

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Taken from edline, the Precal C homework reads: "...I posted a file in the Unit 3 folder which gives a nice introduction to mathematical induction.  It elaborates on what we talked about today in class.  Unfortunately, it's from some kind of grad school math or comp sci class, so 90% will be completely over your head.  So read until you're completely lost and then go a little further and then stop."

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March 1, 2017, 7:30 p.m.

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//Talking about a video in biology Duval: So you guys didn't watch the video 'cause y'all would've remembered the name of the antelope. The dik-dik (pronounced "dick-dick") Tyler: Oooh the tiny one! *everyone laughs even Duval* Duval: Yeah, they're tiny

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March 4, 2019, 3:13 p.m.

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Kaluta: Some people have died running their hair dryer in the tub... Kaluta: That's Darwin in action.

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March 15, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Stein: Disjoint is what the drug dealer tries to sell you.

#5352

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Jan. 9, 2015, 11:55 p.m.

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//Talking about the write-up for a lab. We have only two pieces of data, making a pretty useless linear graph. Student: There's no point in doing a graph. Duval: Actually, there's two points to doing a graph.

#7545

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June 13, 2018, 11:02 p.m.

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//reading Romeo and Juliet, pd 9 Clay Student 1: Wait, lying is a sin, right? Then why does Friar Lawrence tell Juliet to pretend to be dead? Student 2: Why did he even agree to marry them in the first place? Clay: That's an excellent question. And the answer is... I don't know. Look, the plot is stupid, okay?

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Sept. 20, 2018, 12:29 p.m.

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Street: When I was younger, I went to a diner and they had "boneless chicken dinners" for 25 cents. Student: ? Street: No, by "boneless chicken dinners" they meant hard-boiled eggs.

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Nov. 8, 2018, 7:57 a.m.

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//Lodal is missing again Sub: I don't even know what you guys are supposed to be doing. Sam: As a rule we generally don't either.