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May 14, 2011, 10:01 a.m.

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Stein: Did I tell you about the time I went to rock paper scissors championships? I was pretty good, but I had this problem: I always beat men, but I can never figure out women. //Stein beats Viju but loses to Sharon Stein: So then I got up to the Australian national champion. She was a woman, and she was all in skimpy leather clothing. I was like "Oh no!" Viju: I would have been like, "Oh yes." Stein: So anyway, it's best 3 out of 5. And I lost the first two. But you're allowed to take a break, so I did. When I came back, I hit her with my signature move. I used my left hand. She was flustered, I could see it. So I won the next two rounds. But then she took a break. I was like, "I'm going to beat the Australian national champion," and I knew she was going to throw paper, so I threw scissors. But then she rocked me.

#7673

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Oct. 24, 2018, 1:04 p.m.

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Vickie Wright, introducing the new JavaScript unit: “JavaScript is very similar to...” *trailing off* Evan G: “Uhh, what’s it similar to, Ms Wright?” Vickie: “It’s very similar to.... Java.”

#7695

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Nov. 2, 2018, 8:53 a.m.

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//2nd period bio Sloe: Guys! I lost my princess bubblegum pin! Sloe: I’m princess bubblegum and I need my pin! Sloe: .... Sloe: Shit! //Later Sloe: If I don’t find that pin my daughter’s gonna kill me! Aaron and Sam: Kill her first.

#7882

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Jan. 24, 2019, 12:04 p.m.

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BRING BACK YOUR ASTRONOMY TEXTBOOKS

#9414

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Nov. 20, 2021, 2 p.m.

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//schafer reading shron's physics problem Schafer: "He had thrown the gaming mouse off a cliff with the help of an unusually fast roomba." *pauses* Schafer: "UwU?" Class goes berserk

#9075

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March 29, 2021, 12:05 a.m.

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elephant guy: elephant elephant elephant

#3433

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June 1, 2011, 7:50 p.m.

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Stein: There are three reasons we use foot-pounds. One, our textbook uses it. Two, there's a song about it. And three, it annoys Mr. Schafer.

#3797

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Nov. 20, 2011, 11:56 a.m.

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Taken from edline, the Precal C homework reads: "...I posted a file in the Unit 3 folder which gives a nice introduction to mathematical induction.  It elaborates on what we talked about today in class.  Unfortunately, it's from some kind of grad school math or comp sci class, so 90% will be completely over your head.  So read until you're completely lost and then go a little further and then stop."

#6269

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March 1, 2017, 7:30 p.m.

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//Talking about a video in biology Duval: So you guys didn't watch the video 'cause y'all would've remembered the name of the antelope. The dik-dik (pronounced "dick-dick") Tyler: Oooh the tiny one! *everyone laughs even Duval* Duval: Yeah, they're tiny

#7980

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March 4, 2019, 3:13 p.m.

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Kaluta: Some people have died running their hair dryer in the tub... Kaluta: That's Darwin in action.