#10683

1010

June 9, 2022, 1:23 p.m.

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Johnny: The birds and bees. Jerry Song: Everyone knows bees eat birds.

#10690

1010

June 13, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Duval: I don’t want to understand the inner workings of Jerry Song’s mind.

#10731

1010

Aug. 29, 2022, 1:25 p.m.

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*Schwartz walks into Kaluta’s room, sits in his chair* Schwartz: This is such a comfortable chair! It’s such a shame you guys will never get to experience it!

#10744

1010

Aug. 31, 2022, 12:14 p.m.

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O'Donovan: I was best at taking apart Kalishnikov and putting them back together.

#10747

1010

Aug. 31, 2022, 3:07 p.m.

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Delaney: I am an onion cutting god!

#10756

1010

Sept. 2, 2022, 12:20 p.m.

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O'Donovan: Good job everyone! I'm so proud of... O'Donovan: Myself! Because I'm such a great teacher!

#10765

1010

Sept. 6, 2022, 7:54 a.m.

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// Angelina cracks open a can of coffee Burnell: Did someone just crack open a cold one? Burnell: I'm not much of a beer drinker myself.

#10814

1010

Sept. 14, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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Colby: I want to be executed.

#10818

1010

Sept. 15, 2022, 12:05 p.m.

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O'Donovan: We are going to cool the room down to absolute zero! O'Donovan: I will die but at least I will be cool and happy!

#10831

1010

Sept. 19, 2022, 8:41 a.m.

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//International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Schwartz is trying to make an example problem. Schwartz: Give me a port! *students shout responses* Baltimore! Schwartz: Give me another port! *students shout responses* Salt Lake City..? Schwartz: We be travelin' from the port of Baltimore to the Great City on the Salt Lake on our airship! Ace: Sorcery! Schwartz: Sorcery, indeed.