#10834

1010

Sept. 19, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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// Talk like a pirate day Stein: You guys are the lamest group. Jerry Song: We all have scurvy. // Later Ace: Who gets all their movies for free? Ace: Pirates.

#10850

1010

Sept. 20, 2022, 11:54 a.m.

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// Bio team lecture Caleb: Carbon likes to be friends with itself. Yongle: Just like me!

#10853

1010

Sept. 20, 2022, 5:36 p.m.

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Stelzner: They don't like being happy in Germany. Stelzner: They like being sad. Stelzner: Which makes them happy! So it's all good.

#10864

1010

Sept. 22, 2022, 8:21 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Don't you just hate it when the British steal your mom and put her in a museum?

#10873

1010

Sept. 23, 2022, 10:01 a.m.

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Hammond: je n'attraperai pas de frisbees dans ma bouche. Hammond: It's in a french phrase book for cats. Hammond: It's in there with "I will come when called" and "I will not eat what I'm not supposed to."

#10921

1010

Oct. 6, 2022, 7:47 a.m.

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Me: Mr. Ostrander, do you know where Mr. Hammond is? Ostrander: Hang on, I’m trying to connect my Peter-to-Peter radar right now. Ostrander: It appears that Mr. Hammond is offline.

#10944

1010

Oct. 7, 2022, 2:52 p.m.

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//p9 fot Street's resource teacher: And I know you can't replace Mr. Street- Kaluta: *gesturing to himself* Apparently!

#10963

1010

Oct. 12, 2022, 3:16 p.m.

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Schwartz: You have limited physical space in your skull. Spend it on better things!

#10977

1010

Oct. 13, 2022, 1:42 p.m.

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Kirk (talking about ambigrams): I should get a tattoo of one with my name and the quadratic formula

#10987

1010

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:27 p.m.

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// Anderson is writing about eating pie on the board Anderson: So whatever’s in my colon— Anderson: That sounded bad