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April 28, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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//describing the difference between scoria and pumice Blitz: 'The difference is...scoria is uglier."

#1839

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April 28, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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Pham: What, you not know what diffusion is? You all obviously never have boyfriend or girlfriend! Class:??? Pham: You know, when a boy/girl enters party, you think they smell nice because of perfume or cologne! Class:???

#1853

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April 30, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Blitz: What's the first thing you do when you get home? Sylvia: I put on my PJs. Blitz: And then you sleep. Sylvia: No, then I eat. //after everyone else she asked said they went home and slept

#1869

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May 3, 2010, 1:34 p.m.

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//talking about jury duty during stat Stein: So the case was about drug dealing. Nilay: Was it about disjoint?

#1921

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May 13, 2010, 8:41 p.m.

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//Watching a propaganda video... Mr. Moose: "By the wise administration of the Netherlands government"? Bullsh... sugar.

#1938

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May 19, 2010, 7:36 p.m.

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//Julian was asleep Blitz: So what happens when the ballerina bumps into the sumo wrestler? Julian: WHAT?! Eszter: You've missed a lot.

#1958

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May 27, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Blitz: How to they build their houses in Shillong, India to prepare for the monsoons? Jamie: Well, first of all, if they actually HAD houses...

#1964

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June 1, 2010, 9:44 p.m.

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Rose: This is a classic calculus problem. Millions of kids across the world are doing this problem at this moment.

#1998

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June 10, 2010, 7:07 p.m.

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//Talking about a chemical (potassium nitrate) used in a chem r&e experiment, and how the groups ran out of it. Student(presenting): Well...we had enough, but it disappeared one day. Templin: If there's any explosions later on...

#2087

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Sept. 9, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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Gross: I don't know what people did before the internet. I guess that's when they went out on murdering sprees. Not that that's a bad thing.