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Sept. 16, 2010, 9:24 p.m.

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Stein: Taking a derivative is like having a baby.

#2196

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Sept. 24, 2010, 11:10 p.m.

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Gross: And why does Hester have to wear the Scarlet letter? BECAUSE SHE'S A WHORE.

#2209

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Sept. 27, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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//In Block D for R&E Templin: Safety tests are important! Anything in this entire room is dangerous, even this mallet. For instance, I could smack Ting Chen in the face because he keeps yakking. Student: Don't give that to Mr. Schafer!

#2225

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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: Did I not tell this class already? My car was torched, at four in the morning. Yeah, I wake up, my dog is barking like mad, I open the door, there are firetrucks outside, and my neighbour's like, "Dude, I think your Jeep exploded." Emma Kaufman: Your dog was barking? It must have been a terminator. They KNOW.

#2240

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Oct. 1, 2010, 2:06 p.m.

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Stein: Logarithmic differentiation is like a microwave.

#2259

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Oct. 3, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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Gross: If you don't get any publications, go steal one from a neighbor's mailbox.

#2291

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Oct. 5, 2010, 6:54 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: The nice thing about forces are that they are like an extra layer on top of everything we already know about physics. It's kind of like the frosting on a cake. Students: But we don't like frosting! Mr. Schafer: Okay, then it's like chocolate syrup on ice cream. Students: We don't like that either! Mr. Schafer: Then it's like a free extra topping on a pizza...

#2307

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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//Talking about answers to a freshman safety test found lying around Senior: Yeah, I kinda broke half of these safety things during my SRP. Templin: Well, then I really shouldn't let you use anything in this room. Senior: It's not like my mentor followed them either! Templin: Then he shouldn't be allowed to use anything in this room.

#2312

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Oct. 7, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//In math help Mufasa: Infinite Descent? Jason: Infinite Descent! Mufasa: Infinite Descent! Jason: PROVED! Marcus: Oh good, you guys proved something, you guys should have a party.

#2369

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Oct. 17, 2010, 7:52 p.m.

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//Pchem pd1, doing a lab //Contreras figures something out Sandra: Contreras, you're fucking awesome, man! Contreras (semi-distracted with something else): Heh. Sandra: Hey Contreras, let's grind! //Room falls silent Contreras: Uhrmm, the fuck?!