#1743

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March 28, 2010, 6:33 p.m.

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//Someone was playing really good music in the senior court yard while we were taking a formative Simel: If they weren't so good I would have to tell them to stop // Simel then goes over to the window and yells out it Simel: Hey guys, I was just telling my students that if you weren't so good we would have to yell at you b/c they're taking a test, but your really good. Could you play something softer though, I don't mean quite, but ya know like concentrating music

#1750

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April 7, 2010, 10:42 p.m.

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Rose: Now we're going to learn about one of the most important theorems in calculus -- Rolle's Theorem. //teaches Rolle's Theorem //class starts talking about the most important theorem in calculus Student: Is Rolle's Theorem the most important? Rose: Who gives a crap about the stupid Rolle's Theorem?!

#1755

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April 8, 2010, 10:20 a.m.

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Stein: I am a man of big ideas. That means I don't finish integrals

#1773

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April 12, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Morgan: AHH! I couldn't deal with being a math magnet. I wouldn't be able to function.

#1776

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April 13, 2010, 11:51 p.m.

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Hinkle: If you're in a labor union, people will want you. They'll demand your body.

#1780

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April 15, 2010, 9:21 a.m.

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Sub: Why are people coming in after the bell? Students: That was the warning bell! Sub: Naw, I haven't HEARD the second bell so that MUST've been it! *Bell rings immediately

#1787

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April 15, 2010, 2:42 p.m.

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Anderson: We will now take a few minutes to learn about linguists' perspective on adverbs, after which you will want nothing to do with linguists ever again in your life and my work will be completed. // surprised silence Anderson: Just kidding

#1797

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April 18, 2010, 9:56 a.m.

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Ostrander: Basically everything you learn in college is true... Except for what your friends tell you.

#1799

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April 19, 2010, 6:48 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: So we call the shape with a little dent in it concave...because it has a little cave in it to hide from the dinosaurs. *class laughs* Mr. Rose: Convex on the otherhand has no cave in it to hide in, so yeah you get eaten by dinosaurs. *class laughs* Mr. Rose: Dinosaurs and humans were never alive at the same time...just to be clear.

#1805

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April 20, 2010, 6 p.m.

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// Poolesville kids are climbing a tree and get in trouble // Later, Nilay climbs up the side of the Envirothon main building but then jumps down Mr. Pham, walks out the building, casually to Nilay: You know, if I find out that the Blair kid climbing da tree, I breaks their neck! Nilay, quickly: Oh no - those were all Poolesville kids! Mr. Pham, smiles: Good.