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Oct. 21, 2014, 9:08 a.m.

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// Email from Mr. Norton Subject: Urgent Message!!! Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 11:40:43 PM Body: Dear class, Until further notice I have none of the files I have been using for class available to me. Everything for all my classes is on a purple flashdrive that I have been keeping in a nondescript white envelope folded into thirds with a clip on it. This flashdrive has been misplaced, so every Powerpoint, Word document, or other file associated with all my classes is lost until further notice. I did not back up these files. Best wishes, Mr. Norton

#5283

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Nov. 27, 2014, 9:30 a.m.

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Charlie Brown: Holidays depress me. Noah: He sounds like Mr. Lodal.

#5375

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Feb. 7, 2015, 10:37 p.m.

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//Visiting smartphone programming, Rose has lots of bills in hand Junie: Why do you have a stack of money? Rose: *flips through them* Lots of ones, Junie...

#5415

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March 13, 2015, 8:08 a.m.

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//Pd 1 Precalc Giles: OK, so this thing up here is a right angle. Partially because it looks like a right angle, but mostly because it's a right angle.

#5510

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June 5, 2015, 2:20 p.m.

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//Statistics. Stein's question for the test was "Favorite acronym" Stein: What is this--USA (yoo-sa)? United States of America? That's not an acronym. Anna Ou: It's pronounced 'Murica.

#5619

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Nov. 5, 2015, 6:06 p.m.

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//Logic, Fus makes an announcement about fire alarm testing Fus: ...There is maintenance in the building, so please ignore the fire alarms should they sound. People Murmuring: What if there's a real fire? Rose: Great, time for arson.

#5658

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Nov. 23, 2015, 2:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose explaining math. //Class groans. Rose: No groaning! Groan with joy. Wait...that wouldn´t be appropriate either. //Class laughs.

#5668

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Nov. 29, 2015, 6:54 p.m.

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// Thanksgiving Half Day Stein: Okay, since we have only 45 minutes today, we can't waste any time. So if I start spewing crap, just yell "HALF DAY." // Stein has a running gag involving series convergence tests and the Hague Stein: ...which is not found in the international registry of acronyms, located-- Class: HALF DAY! Stein: (in the teensiest mouse voice) in the Hague.

#5673

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Dec. 2, 2015, 5:31 p.m.

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//Daniel Zhu explains how number 4 and the axiom of choice relate Ostrander: So what he's saying is, I can tell my wife that I don't have to listen to her because Daniel says the axiom of choice. //later Ostrander: So far I conclude that Daniel knows what he's talking about.

#5699

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Dec. 15, 2015, 5:40 p.m.

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//As Mr. Street walks out of Blair, he finds three students locked outside that want someone to let them in //Mr. Street stands inches from the door, staring at the students for several minutes