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#5819

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Feb. 19, 2016, 9:16 p.m.

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//Multivar, Schwatz demonstrating flux by holding a purple hula hoop above his head. Erin: It's like a giant halo for Jesus.

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March 16, 2016, 9:21 a.m.

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Rose: Taking derivatives is like sex.

#5911

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April 28, 2016, 8:28 p.m.

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Rose: Yeah, Needwood is kinda like Wallops ... but one thousandth as cool.

#5924

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May 8, 2016, 10:35 a.m.

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Schwartz: My precalc class [when I was in high school] was a waste of time. I was a freshman and everyone else was either a junior or a senior. It was *awful* until everyone figured out that if they gave me milkshakes I'd tell them if their answers were right.

#5926

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May 10, 2016, 9:18 p.m.

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Mr Lodal: Stop making reasonable suggestions!

#5948

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June 5, 2016, 11:01 a.m.

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//at arml, playing frisbee on the volleyball court. steven falls into the sand. Steven: I love it when that happens!

#5953

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June 9, 2016, 6:17 p.m.

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//Latin 1, Johnson has left the room, Dexter is speaking in a Scottish accent while practicing the play Sam: PASSION!! //Throws a tennis ball from the bottom of a chair at Dexter who then hides behind the projector cart Sam: PASSION!! //Throws another ball at Dexter, and it goes through a shelf in the cart and hits him Sam: Justin get me my passion balls!

#6008

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Aug. 29, 2016, 9:22 a.m.

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Stein: Have you guys heard of 538? It's the best website on the internet. Well, one of the best websites. There's ALOT of good stuff on the internet.

#6027

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Sept. 19, 2016, 4:24 p.m.

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//9-19-16 was International Speak Like a Pirate Day. //An ARRRRRR joke was just made while Rose is graphing the inverse trig functions. //Mr. Hammond walks in a few moments later. Rose: Arrrrrr! A pirrrrrate's favorite graph is the arrrrrctan and arrrrrc cotan! Hammond: Arrrrrr! Well actually it's probably a parabola because when people walk off the plank they jump in an arrrrrc. Rose: We should really have been on infoflow. Hammond: Oh yeah. What is a pirate's favorite element? Class: Arrrrr-gon! Hammond: No, it's gold, you fools! Pirrrrrates don't know anything about the noble gases! You guys arrrrr all scallywags!

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Oct. 13, 2016, 5:46 p.m.

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//Block D Physics Davis: I need someone really strong for this demonstration. Class: Hersh! Lucinda: You should drink more milk Hersh: I'm lactose intolerant!