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May 24, 2013, 7:28 a.m.

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//Discussing work involved with two methods of removing vomit from a conic vase (by scooping off the top, and by using a hose extended to the bottom to suck). Bendeguz: But why would you ever want to use a hose if in real life it would be more work? Mike: It's harder to build a machine that scoops than it is to make a hose. Bendeguz: You could just use a hose for the top layer, and keep lowering it. Mike: Maybe, but I have learned in POE that it does not take much work for a machine to suck.

#4562

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Sept. 3, 2013, 7:24 p.m.

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Rose: So say there's been someone stealing your orange juice. And you know it's Fred, or that guy, or that other guy. So you kill them off one by one... Wait, that example doesn't actually work like it was supposed to.

#4596

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Sept. 30, 2013, 9:22 p.m.

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//Discussing contradictory axioms in non-Euclidean geometry Rose: You can't start cooking meth and killing people and saying no, my teacher gave me contradictory axioms so I can do whatever I want!

#4612

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Oct. 8, 2013, 11:36 p.m.

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Donaldson: So let's say that Michael is driving Laura at 50 meters per second...and let's put Raymond in the middle of the street with them heading straight at him, for simplicity of math's sake.

#4623

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Oct. 14, 2013, 4:15 p.m.

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Freeman: The Taliban are the worst people on the face of the Earth.... I apologize if there are any present.

#4627

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Oct. 24, 2013, 6:49 p.m.

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Rao: Ok, good luck. I hope your kids don't grow up and kill you.

#4708

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Jan. 11, 2014, 1:51 a.m.

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//Pham posts list of review topics on the board Pham: Does anybody have any questions? Student: What is the Clausius-Clapeyron equation? Pham: You don't know? You go look it up! In fact, you don't know it, you don't know anything! What you been doing all semester?! You get out of my class!

#4965

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May 23, 2014, 6:58 p.m.

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//Showing Pham the song that he sang in Puzzlepalooza 5 - Come and Get it by Selena Gomez Pham: She Selena Gomez? She ugly

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Sept. 13, 2014, 3:53 p.m.

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Akshay: Mr. Pham, do you know where you put the lab notebooks from last year? Pham: I don't know. Akshay: But that had like 200 pages worth of labs in it! Pham: I know.

#5190

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Sept. 21, 2014, 9:36 p.m.

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//Talk Like A Pirate Day; Stein and Hammond have crashed pd. 3 bio Stein: To a pirate, this is not "protista." It is pro-KEELHAULING!