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May 3, 2017, 9:15 a.m.

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Cirincione: No matter if it's Trump or Obama, everyone will say his budget is...rainbows, and pizza, and happiness

#6469

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May 23, 2017, 2:50 p.m.

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Ryan: Noah, find a good stripper Noah: Here's a good stripper

#6473

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May 24, 2017, 10:42 a.m.

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Daniel: And you multiply them all together and shake vigorously and then you get the tensor product

#6553

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July 23, 2017, 10:22 p.m.

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//Talking about salad dressing and solutions Pham: Whenever I go visit my white friend, they alway have big bowl of salad, they ask you want Caesar, Italian... Pham: Asians, they give you big bowl of rice and say "here, eat it!"

#6589

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Sept. 13, 2017, 7:51 p.m.

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Math Team first meeting: Guang: So what is the best way to divide five muffins amongst three people? Student 1: Give me three, and the other two one. Student 2: Evenly. Student 3: Just buy a sixth muffin. Alan: Muffins never come in five packs anyways.

#6590

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Sept. 13, 2017, 7:52 p.m.

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Steven: The math may be correct, but the mathematician will not always be.

#6591

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Sept. 13, 2017, 8:43 p.m.

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//trying to sing states song Lillian: "Alabama.. err... wyoming!!!"

#6606

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Sept. 15, 2017, 5:49 p.m.

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//In History talking about what Native Americans would use a buffalo for Student 1: "You can use the tail as a whip." Student 2: "You disobey me, I hit you repeatedly with body part!!" Student 3: "If you were living the luxurious life you could use the hoof as a paperweight" Student 4: "Feces as facepaint" Student 5: "The skull can be a soccer ball"

#6623

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Sept. 20, 2017, 9:43 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: No one fell in love today? You all LIE. High schoolers fall in love every 2 minutes!

#6763

99

Oct. 12, 2017, 7:28 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Traditional Chinese stories are hollow at the core, chilling, empty, a money-making technique used to rob little girls of their freedom...Chinese culture is creepy and devoid of emotion.