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⚐ ReportStein (grading tests): You know what I've realized? The hard problems, kids generally don't get right.
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⚐ ReportSimon: Reminds me of when my mom faked a gas leak in the house to get me out of bed
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⚐ Report//Discussing metric prefixes in freshman physics block B Schafer: You can remember the metric prefixes like each generation of iPods. iPod nano... Student 1: iPod micro... Student 2: iPod pico... Schafer: iPod Planck Length.
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⚐ Report// Schwartz is explaining conservative vector fields, and joking about the word "conservative" Schwartz: I'm going to stop now before I get fired.
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⚐ Report//7th Period Cirincione Daniel Schaffer: Monetary policy is where the government screws over private money. Harris: I think that manipulate is a better word there. Daniel Schaffer: Manipulating and screwing usually happen in that order.
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⚐ ReportLiam: I don't like coloring. Hersch: Well, it looks like you're not the sharpest crayon in the pencil box. Liam: Who puts a crayon in a pencil box!? Hersch: Well, you're not the sharpest knife on the Christmas Tree or whatever.
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⚐ Report//Choosing people to "volunteer" for an educational interpretive dance Schafer: I'm already laughing on the inside, and in a minute, we'll all be laughing on the outside.