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⚐ ReportWhitacre: In most countries, male homosexuality isn't allowed, but female homosexuality is. Girl on g-- I'll watch that. But Bob and John? Ewww!
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⚐ Report//A student takes out his camera, intending on taking a picture. The flash was on, accidentally, and the whole class notices. Loomis: Oh, there must be lightning outside!
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⚐ ReportRavilious: I'm getting the feeling that about 5 of you read the chapter thoroughly...[no one says anything]...and judging by your overwhelming protest it would appear I'm right. Cy: We're all very shy.
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⚐ Report//Just after Stein's play-in-one-act Stein: I told my wife I like to think that each average has it's own personality. She said "I hope you don't tell anyone this!"
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⚐ Report//At play practice Girl: Pitti-Sing sings high and low. Mrs. O'Connor: So she's more of a mezzo. Girl: Yeah. Mrs. O'Connor: She has all of the big chesty parts. Guys in bass section laugh. Mrs. O'Connor: Grow up guys.
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⚐ Report"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood and weighed 15 pounds?" -ADSB final
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to a lot of places. And there is very few things that I haven't eaten. I've eaten things that I've caught, that I've trapped, that I've fished for, that I've shot... people say, "Hinkle, you ate that?" And I say, "yup!" Student: Roadkill? Hinkle: Yeah. Groundhog's not that bad. [...] Ya know, it's like you're hunting except you gotta kill it with your car.
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⚐ Report// Kids are talking over Ravilious Ravilious: Really, I'm such a talented ventriloquist. I can get six or seven voices coming out of my mouth at the same time.
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⚐ ReportPham: You guys need to be learning good study habit! I never had to study past eleven o'clock. Only time I stay up until four in morning is when play video games! I not studying, though.
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⚐ ReportRoberts: -talks about jazz music theory to class- Will: -cell rings- -answers cell- Hello? Roberts: -stops talking and stares at Will- Will: -to phone- Oh, ok. -to Roberts- This is important. I have to take this call. Roberts+class: -still staring at Will- Will: -gets up- This is important. -continues talking on phone and leaves classroom- Roberts: What was that about? Rest of trumpet section: -shrug- Roberts: -continues teaching-