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#10218

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March 9, 2022, 3:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: It doesn’t matter what class they’re in, they will always work on something for another class.

#10241

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March 10, 2022, 4:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here's how we make infinitely thin paint in math class: "assume you have infinitely thin paint." *ta-da gesture* Schwartz: Then we go back to math-land. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10242

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March 10, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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//after deriving that a particular sketchy integral equals 0 Schwartz: Celebrate, all you people -- all of you, except one -- who said this should be zero! Class: Yay! Schwartz: Stop celebrating, because you're wrong. Class: Oh no

#10254

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March 14, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

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// Kyei is out, Contreras is subbing. About to play infoflow Contreras: so there's this this that I heard you guys don't do, which makes me sad Contreras: at the end of the intro, you gotta slam your desk as hard as you can along with the beat // Intro plays, some people do it Contreras: *pointing to back of room* he didn't do it, we gotta try again

#10315

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March 21, 2022, 8:16 p.m.

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Lodal: "You guys should focus on my class, not some other dumb class!" Lodal two seconds later: "Feel free to put that on BlairBash." Lodal two seconds later: "Actually, don't. BlairBash ruins your mental health." Student in class: "My mental health is already ruined."

everyday banter in Block D chem //mod note: contd. from 10312

lodal, chemistry

#10344

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March 24, 2022, 1:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: Adults aren't magic. We don't know what we're doing either; we just know how to wing it better.

#10351

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March 25, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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Grace Ma: Maybe I'm just a degenerate Chinese person, but I like the intestines.

#10379

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March 30, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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// Schwartz advising against using the integral test Katz: But I love doing the integral test, especially with trig subs! *Schwartz wheezes* Schwartz: Now you're just trying to give me an aneurysm!

#10435

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April 8, 2022, 9:46 p.m.

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// Entering the dungeon Schwartz: And here you have the INTEGRAL TROLL. Schwartz: And it says "Fi fie fo fum, I see an n that needs to be turned into a continuous x!"

#10451

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April 21, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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// Topological sort, question is about possible path of math courses Hallisey: One student tried to cheat and asked Mr. Schwartz, who just walked in, instead of doing topological sorting.