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#10218
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: It doesn’t matter what class they’re in, they will always work on something for another class.
#10241
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Here's how we make infinitely thin paint in math class: "assume you have infinitely thin paint." *ta-da gesture* Schwartz: Then we go back to math-land. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause
#10242
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⚐ Report//after deriving that a particular sketchy integral equals 0 Schwartz: Celebrate, all you people -- all of you, except one -- who said this should be zero! Class: Yay! Schwartz: Stop celebrating, because you're wrong. Class: Oh no
#10254
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⚐ Report// Kyei is out, Contreras is subbing. About to play infoflow Contreras: so there's this this that I heard you guys don't do, which makes me sad Contreras: at the end of the intro, you gotta slam your desk as hard as you can along with the beat // Intro plays, some people do it Contreras: *pointing to back of room* he didn't do it, we gotta try again
#10315
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⚐ ReportLodal: "You guys should focus on my class, not some other dumb class!" Lodal two seconds later: "Feel free to put that on BlairBash." Lodal two seconds later: "Actually, don't. BlairBash ruins your mental health." Student in class: "My mental health is already ruined."
#10344
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Adults aren't magic. We don't know what we're doing either; we just know how to wing it better.
#10379
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⚐ Report// Schwartz advising against using the integral test Katz: But I love doing the integral test, especially with trig subs! *Schwartz wheezes* Schwartz: Now you're just trying to give me an aneurysm!
#10435
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⚐ Report// Entering the dungeon Schwartz: And here you have the INTEGRAL TROLL. Schwartz: And it says "Fi fie fo fum, I see an n that needs to be turned into a continuous x!"
#10451
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⚐ Report// Topological sort, question is about possible path of math courses Hallisey: One student tried to cheat and asked Mr. Schwartz, who just walked in, instead of doing topological sorting.