#7998

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March 11, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry, Steven and Laura missed last class //Daniel teaches Steven topic that took 45 minutes to teach last class Rose: This is kind of hilarious. Daniel teaches it to Steven in 3 minutes. Then, Steven teaches it to Laura in 7 minutes.

#8253

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June 13, 2019, 6:09 p.m.

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//Rose's email on Canvas: "TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK TEXTBOOK"

#8294

3537

Sept. 18, 2019, 8:40 a.m.

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Sloe about agarose powder: Don’t spill it, it’s expensive. Think of it as cocaine.

#8305

3537

Sept. 22, 2019, 1:44 p.m.

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Street: Reading YouTube comments is the best way to get dumber.

#1932

4852

May 18, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, how do you spell principle again? Pham: How you don't know how to spell that? Is very easy word! Which one you mean, like the black guy downstairs or your principles?

#1945

4852

May 23, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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// at prom TV Screen: Text a message to <phone number> to have it show up here TV Screen: more ke$ha plz TV Screen: play 'Everytime We touch' by cascada!1 TV Screen: Walstein + Rose <3 foreva

#3362

4852

May 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Discussing legitimate and illegitimate excuses for skipping Puzzlepalooza. Stein: The following are not excuses. 1 — I'm tired. 2 - These puzzles are too hard and I'm getting frustrated. 3 — I can't stand Blank; fill in the spot with someone's name. Kathryn: I CAN'T STAND ABBY. Abby: You can't stand.

#5338

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Dec. 22, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

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Alice: Whoa, so they were like mutually hugging! Jamie: According to magnet standards, that's like third base. Roadkill: What would the other bases be then? Buddha: Let's see. First base - talking. Second base - any sort of physical contact. Third base - hugging. Fourth base - doing math together.

#397

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June 2, 2009, 12:05 p.m.

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Shirley: Is that our class? Schafer: Yes Schafer: Ask me another quesion and I'll respond in another language Shirley: Hmm... Okay... What's your name? No, wait- Schafer: Je m'appelle Mister Schafer. Shirley: Okay... What year is it? Schafer: Que es de dos mil nueve. Shirley: Hmm... How many picometers in a kilometer? Schafer: Okay, Italian. [Italian-sounding gibberish] Shirley: What's that in English? Schafer: Go f*** yourself

#3952

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Feb. 12, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

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//Beginning of Genetics, talking about the uses of the subject Richard (Whispers): Wait, Viju, what was that science about family trees again? Viju (whispers back): Gynecology Bosse: Any other occupations using genetics? Richard: GYNECOLOGY! //Bosse facepalms.