#10319

2929

March 22, 2022, 10:09 a.m.

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Isak: Uhh, Mr. Kaluta, I think we have a problem. *Mr. Kaluta walks over* Isak (to Kelin): So, do you wanna tell him, or do you want me to do it? Mr. Kaluta: Did you blow it up? Kelin: Yes.

#10397

2929

April 4, 2022, 10:04 a.m.

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Rose: I would be a great pope.

#11303

2929

Dec. 9, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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Lodal: I just want to let you guys know, if I die in this classroom, and one of you knows how to reanimate my corpse, you're welcome to do that.

#11334

2929

Dec. 19, 2022, 1 p.m.

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Street: If I had Donald Trump's body, I could sell it as nfts

#2366

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Oct. 15, 2010, 1:14 p.m.

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Viju: Yo momma so fat, when you input her weight, you get a stack overflow error! Random Person: Yo momma so fat, when you use her as a parameter for a loop, you get an infinite loop! Vincent: Yo momma so fat, that's why they call it eclipse!

#539

4953

Sept. 16, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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//submitting an assignment Shirley: Okay Mr. Pham, I'm done. Pham: Put it under the soup. Shirley: What? Pham: Put it under the soup! I remember to grade when I eat lunch!

#934

4953

Nov. 23, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Rose: “There’s not much homework. It’s only gonna take you like 20 min.” Student: “To write it down?”

#6199

4953

Jan. 15, 2017, 10:33 p.m.

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//Period 1 Bio //Vijay jokingly says something that could be taken as insulting to Katheryn //Katheryn begins to fake cry Vijay: Nope. You've done this a billion times before. I know you're faking. //Stares at her as he begins to crack Vijay: I'm sorry! I'm a horrible person!

#8542

4953

March 2, 2020, 10:53 p.m.

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// talking about how teachers aren't allowed to swear on campus Lodal: I like to swear in my car while driving around the parking lot just for the sake of spiting them.

#7945

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Feb. 14, 2019, 3:04 p.m.

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Anson: The third line is also a reference to Jesus, as Khalifa writes "Juicy J"