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May 23, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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// at prom TV Screen: Text a message to <phone number> to have it show up here TV Screen: more ke$ha plz TV Screen: play 'Everytime We touch' by cascada!1 TV Screen: Walstein + Rose <3 foreva

#3362

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May 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Discussing legitimate and illegitimate excuses for skipping Puzzlepalooza. Stein: The following are not excuses. 1 — I'm tired. 2 - These puzzles are too hard and I'm getting frustrated. 3 — I can't stand Blank; fill in the spot with someone's name. Kathryn: I CAN'T STAND ABBY. Abby: You can't stand.

#5338

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Dec. 22, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

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Alice: Whoa, so they were like mutually hugging! Jamie: According to magnet standards, that's like third base. Roadkill: What would the other bases be then? Buddha: Let's see. First base - talking. Second base - any sort of physical contact. Third base - hugging. Fourth base - doing math together.

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June 2, 2009, 12:05 p.m.

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Shirley: Is that our class? Schafer: Yes Schafer: Ask me another quesion and I'll respond in another language Shirley: Hmm... Okay... What's your name? No, wait- Schafer: Je m'appelle Mister Schafer. Shirley: Okay... What year is it? Schafer: Que es de dos mil nueve. Shirley: Hmm... How many picometers in a kilometer? Schafer: Okay, Italian. [Italian-sounding gibberish] Shirley: What's that in English? Schafer: Go f*** yourself

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Feb. 12, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

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//Beginning of Genetics, talking about the uses of the subject Richard (Whispers): Wait, Viju, what was that science about family trees again? Viju (whispers back): Gynecology Bosse: Any other occupations using genetics? Richard: GYNECOLOGY! //Bosse facepalms.

#2590

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Nov. 21, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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//At PUMaC 2010 Bob: Oh crap. Hey Jason, could I borrow a pencil? Jason: Well... I only have like 8. So no. Bob: !??!

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Feb. 28, 2011, 5:21 p.m.

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[Immediately after Chem R&E topics are selected] Ashu: Wait, how do we pick topics? Pham: What we just do? I kill you!

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May 31, 2014, 12:07 p.m.

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//Pham's Edline right before Finals 05/27/14 Tue - 06/16/14 Mon      Final Exam Topics Make a review packet yourself

#5247

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Nov. 10, 2014, 1:29 p.m.

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Klein: If you think about it anatomically, it's pretty hard to get pregnant if the woman is behind you. Unless you're a really special person.

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May 10, 2017, 9:41 a.m.

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Mr. Street: Shut up. Mr. Pham: I never say "shut up" in class. Mr. Street: What do you want, a cookie?