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Dec. 22, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

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Alice: Whoa, so they were like mutually hugging! Jamie: According to magnet standards, that's like third base. Roadkill: What would the other bases be then? Buddha: Let's see. First base - talking. Second base - any sort of physical contact. Third base - hugging. Fourth base - doing math together.

#397

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June 2, 2009, 12:05 p.m.

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Shirley: Is that our class? Schafer: Yes Schafer: Ask me another quesion and I'll respond in another language Shirley: Hmm... Okay... What's your name? No, wait- Schafer: Je m'appelle Mister Schafer. Shirley: Okay... What year is it? Schafer: Que es de dos mil nueve. Shirley: Hmm... How many picometers in a kilometer? Schafer: Okay, Italian. [Italian-sounding gibberish] Shirley: What's that in English? Schafer: Go f*** yourself

#3952

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Feb. 12, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

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//Beginning of Genetics, talking about the uses of the subject Richard (Whispers): Wait, Viju, what was that science about family trees again? Viju (whispers back): Gynecology Bosse: Any other occupations using genetics? Richard: GYNECOLOGY! //Bosse facepalms.

#3009

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Feb. 28, 2011, 5:21 p.m.

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[Immediately after Chem R&E topics are selected] Ashu: Wait, how do we pick topics? Pham: What we just do? I kill you!

#4994

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May 31, 2014, 12:07 p.m.

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//Pham's Edline right before Finals 05/27/14 Tue - 06/16/14 Mon      Final Exam Topics Make a review packet yourself

#5247

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Nov. 10, 2014, 1:29 p.m.

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Klein: If you think about it anatomically, it's pretty hard to get pregnant if the woman is behind you. Unless you're a really special person.

#6429

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May 10, 2017, 9:41 a.m.

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Mr. Street: Shut up. Mr. Pham: I never say "shut up" in class. Mr. Street: What do you want, a cookie?

#7705

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Nov. 5, 2018, 3:58 p.m.

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//Multivar pd 9 Schwartz: I lost my voice over the weekend. I went to this... Texan wedding. Like, 3 out of 10 people were wearing cowboy boots. I went to the wedding in blue jeans and work boots, like the ones I have here. They actually complimented me on these boots. We were sitting around a campfire, and I was the one maintaining it, so I inhaled a lot of smoke. Schwartz: Why did I bring up this topic again? Oh yeah, to get you guys quiet.

#8025

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March 21, 2019, 12:26 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Rose: Haydn correcting people is the best genre.

#8181

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May 21, 2019, 12:18 p.m.

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Sam: Y’know I was kinda hoping they DIDN’T put a one liner description of a student’s sex life in the yearbook... Anonymous: That’s what superlatives are for