#9372

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Nov. 16, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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Sudhish: 2x3 is 5 right? Sudhish: Oh no, this is going on Blairbash.

#298

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May 21, 2009, 11:06 p.m.

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I assume in April we'll run out of markers, then we'll have to cut people's fingers off and write in blood... freshmen first. ~Mr. Miller

#2222

1115

Sept. 28, 2010, 10:48 p.m.

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Stein: Why are you all staring at me? You're making me nervous. Rajan: Then why did you become a teacher? Stein: I don't know! I should have picked a another career. Scott: DANCE INSTRUCTOR!!!

#2326

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Kabemba: I love my accent, it's very sexy. Wait, no, that's not what I meant to say.

#2488

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Nov. 6, 2010, 9:20 a.m.

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Henok: Oh my god Angelina, you're such a GIRL! Viju: Henok, where would you be without girls? Henok: Well first of all, we wouldn't have any food...

#3286

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April 30, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

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//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!

#4452

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Feb. 22, 2013, 4:29 a.m.

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//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst.  *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?

#4793

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March 12, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

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//Pham in Block B Freshman Chemistry, lecturing about students' futures Pham: What is American dream? American dream is driving Mercedes in the morning, BMW in afternoon and Ferrari in evening. Why? Mercedes in the morning to meet with clients, BMW for lunch, and Ferarri at night to pick up girls!

#5866

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March 23, 2016, 11:11 p.m.

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//Pham talking about lab notebooks Pham: What this word I'm looking for? The more politically correct one. Anson: Fabricating? Pham: You can say that, but I was trying to say BS. Noah: You could've just said Boron monosulfide

#6120

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Dec. 13, 2016, 2:04 p.m.

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Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter