#10363

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March 28, 2022, 8:55 p.m.

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// Mr. Rose trying to figure out how he can model an upward-open parabola by throwing a stuffed monkey Colby: you could do a handstand and then throw the monkey. Mr. Rose: no, I'm not going to do a handstand, but I appreciate you trying to kill me.

#10698

2323

June 14, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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//start of Bio Sean: Are we just doing board games again today? Delaney: It's not "just board games". It's community-building!

#10989

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Oct. 14, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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//in hallway ninth period walking outside as a class.. everyone was supposed to be quiet Street: SHUT UP. WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP some random student in the hall: That's not very nice language sir Street: well life isn't fair Half the class: *starts laughing uncontrollably*

#10990

2323

Oct. 14, 2022, 9:39 p.m.

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Rivkah: Dr. Delaney, what body system is the bladder in? Delaney: You mean the renal system? That would be the kidneys, bladder, urethra... other parts after that... Nicole: Toilet? Delaney: I'm not sure about that one.

#11060

2323

Oct. 27, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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Kaluta: by the way, who wrote on Blair bash, "I'm gonna hit you"? Kaluta: that's not what I said. Kaluta: what I said was, "I'm gonna hit you, and it's gonna hurt"

#11320

2323

Dec. 14, 2022, 10:55 a.m.

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Lodal: What are we doing today? Michael: Getting our tests back. Lets go, Michael stays winning! Lodal: Michael stays silent, that's what I want.

#11471

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Jan. 26, 2023, 11:15 a.m.

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Smolen: Ricky, one day you'll end up with a pencil in your esophagus.

#11623

2323

March 1, 2023, 12:38 p.m.

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Smolen: Have you guys never heard of twerk for Tchaikovsky?

#11806

2323

May 3, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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Evan: Did you know that if you unraveled your small intestine and stretched [it] across an Olympic swimming pool, you would die? Kian: I was not expecting that

#13490

2323

Oct. 11, 2024, 11 a.m.

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Ziyad: can we do a bomb lab? O'Donovan: NO!