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#10363

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March 28, 2022, 8:55 p.m.

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// Mr. Rose trying to figure out how he can model an upward-open parabola by throwing a stuffed monkey Colby: you could do a handstand and then throw the monkey. Mr. Rose: no, I'm not going to do a handstand, but I appreciate you trying to kill me.

#10378

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March 30, 2022, 2:34 p.m.

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Shriyan: So there's this guy who's happy all the time- Street: Is he high?

#10556

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May 10, 2022, 10:25 a.m.

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Rose: My daughter's been brainwashed by Disney for the last 9 months. She's gone. We lost her.

He should tell her to let it go

rose

#10698

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June 14, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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//start of Bio Sean: Are we just doing board games again today? Delaney: It's not "just board games". It's community-building!

#10812

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Sept. 14, 2022, 11:01 a.m.

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O’Donovan: If you’re done with the POGIL, then do worksheet 3. O’Donovan: If you’re done with worksheet 3… O’Donovan: There are dishes to clean!

#10839

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Sept. 19, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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//Schafer visits Kirk Pd. 7 on talk like a pirate day Schafer: What be a pirate's favorite element? Kirk: ARRRR-GON! Schafer: NO!!! Schafer: It's gold!

#10989

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Oct. 14, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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//in hallway ninth period walking outside as a class.. everyone was supposed to be quiet Street: SHUT UP. WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP some random student in the hall: That's not very nice language sir Street: well life isn't fair Half the class: *starts laughing uncontrollably*

#10990

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Oct. 14, 2022, 9:39 p.m.

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Rivkah: Dr. Delaney, what body system is the bladder in? Delaney: You mean the renal system? That would be the kidneys, bladder, urethra... other parts after that... Nicole: Toilet? Delaney: I'm not sure about that one.

#11060

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Oct. 27, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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Kaluta: by the way, who wrote on Blair bash, "I'm gonna hit you"? Kaluta: that's not what I said. Kaluta: what I said was, "I'm gonna hit you, and it's gonna hurt"

#11225

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Nov. 29, 2022, 12:08 p.m.

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Smolen: It’s not my fault if you guys fail on stage. Smolen: You guys are the ones playing. I’m just waving my arms around.