#11060

2323

Oct. 27, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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Kaluta: by the way, who wrote on Blair bash, "I'm gonna hit you"? Kaluta: that's not what I said. Kaluta: what I said was, "I'm gonna hit you, and it's gonna hurt"

#11320

2323

Dec. 14, 2022, 10:55 a.m.

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Lodal: What are we doing today? Michael: Getting our tests back. Lets go, Michael stays winning! Lodal: Michael stays silent, that's what I want.

#11471

2323

Jan. 26, 2023, 11:15 a.m.

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Smolen: Ricky, one day you'll end up with a pencil in your esophagus.

#11623

2323

March 1, 2023, 12:38 p.m.

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Smolen: Have you guys never heard of twerk for Tchaikovsky?

#11806

2323

May 3, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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Evan: Did you know that if you unraveled your small intestine and stretched [it] across an Olympic swimming pool, you would die? Kian: I was not expecting that

#13064

2323

Feb. 14, 2024, 2:39 p.m.

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Klees: How is Wallops planning going? Glenn: It's...happening. Glenn: Schwartz had to come into the building today for the meeting. Glenn: Good thing he came or else he wouldn't have seen Sahu get rickrolled.

#13416

2323

Aug. 30, 2024, 7:07 a.m.

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Sahu: “barbie changes her name to ‘i hate the government’ “

#13431

2323

Sept. 6, 2024, 9:19 a.m.

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Announcement about school IDs (Pd1 ESS) Chris: This is a fascist regime Lodal: I get to be a fascist Lodal: I'm just dabbling in it Lodal: Everyone show your IDs!

#13490

2323

Oct. 11, 2024, 11 a.m.

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Ziyad: can we do a bomb lab? O'Donovan: NO!

#13502

2323

Nov. 8, 2024, 12:46 p.m.

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Collection of Certified Rose Moments since BlairBash last went down: // Rose: on Wednesdays we take the parallel postulate, on Thursdays we take postulate 5'... Dylan: and on Fridays we play the cure! // Rose: why are you doing that? Are you doing that because i was doing it? Are you making fun of me? Class: *no answer* Rose: alright! // Rose: Kline is just Klining all over the place // Rose: You actually like Morris Kline? Is that why you whispered? Vera: yes Rose: weird // Rose: This is in my nightmares, I stop talking for one second and all the teenagers start talking, this is what I have nightmares about. // Rose: What was I talking about? I love my job, nightmares... // Rose: so what are Europeans doing around 1550? Rose: they're exploring, colonizing, killing people... Rose: they're building a lot of ships, and they're-- Student: mercantilism Rose: mercant--yeah all that stuff. // Rose: we can't do everything today because what will we do tomorrow? // Rose: if someone's calling it a principle or a doctrine that's how you know they're bullshitting you. Rose: the doctrine of "give me $20"