#11225

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Nov. 29, 2022, 12:08 p.m.

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Smolen: It’s not my fault if you guys fail on stage. Smolen: You guys are the ones playing. I’m just waving my arms around.

#11250

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Dec. 1, 2022, 9:54 p.m.

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Smolen: This piece is like a babushka lamenting about how everything was great until the Soviets took away her goats.

#11325

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Dec. 15, 2022, 12:03 p.m.

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(After being told Mr Rose hoped there wouldn’t be a snow day) Lodal: Nobody cares about Mr Rose’s feelings!

#11605

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Feb. 24, 2023, 8:20 a.m.

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Sahu: "I have genetically engineered a 5-year-old who can do this and nothing else."

#11622

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March 1, 2023, 10:13 a.m.

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Smolen: Bring a light backpack, not the 5 ton backpack magnet kids like to drag around.

#11730

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April 5, 2023, 10:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: “Now, on the left here, we have this thing on the ground called ‘grass’”. Schwartz: “For the first time in some of your lives, you might even get to touch it!”

#11997

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June 15, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Schafer: So one day I saw Henry Merrill chug 5 chocolate milks, one after the other. Schafer: And I told him "you better not throw up in this classroom". Schafer: So he went outside and then threw up in the hallways. Schafer: Technically, he followed my instructions.

#13064

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Feb. 14, 2024, 2:39 p.m.

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Klees: How is Wallops planning going? Glenn: It's...happening. Glenn: Schwartz had to come into the building today for the meeting. Glenn: Good thing he came or else he wouldn't have seen Sahu get rickrolled.

#13416

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Aug. 30, 2024, 7:07 a.m.

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Sahu: “barbie changes her name to ‘i hate the government’ “

#13431

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Sept. 6, 2024, 9:19 a.m.

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Announcement about school IDs (Pd1 ESS) Chris: This is a fascist regime Lodal: I get to be a fascist Lodal: I'm just dabbling in it Lodal: Everyone show your IDs!