#13502

2222

Nov. 8, 2024, 12:46 p.m.

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Collection of Certified Rose Moments since BlairBash last went down: // Rose: on Wednesdays we take the parallel postulate, on Thursdays we take postulate 5'... Dylan: and on Fridays we play the cure! // Rose: why are you doing that? Are you doing that because i was doing it? Are you making fun of me? Class: *no answer* Rose: alright! // Rose: Kline is just Klining all over the place // Rose: You actually like Morris Kline? Is that why you whispered? Vera: yes Rose: weird // Rose: This is in my nightmares, I stop talking for one second and all the teenagers start talking, this is what I have nightmares about. // Rose: What was I talking about? I love my job, nightmares... // Rose: so what are Europeans doing around 1550? Rose: they're exploring, colonizing, killing people... Rose: they're building a lot of ships, and they're-- Student: mercantilism Rose: mercant--yeah all that stuff. // Rose: we can't do everything today because what will we do tomorrow? // Rose: if someone's calling it a principle or a doctrine that's how you know they're bullshitting you. Rose: the doctrine of "give me $20"

#13512

2222

Dec. 5, 2024, 1:32 p.m.

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Freshman physics class experiments with a flying pig named Bacon. Mr. Schafer: Bacon is cooking so you guys better eat or you will be cooked.

#5201

5462

Sept. 30, 2014, 5:05 a.m.

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//Sloe picks up Erin's spherical eraser Sloe: What is this? Erin: It's an eraser. Sloe: Oh! Does it work? //proceeds to erase Erin's notes

#3533

3640

Sept. 9, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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//During 3D Graphics with Fowler Intercom: Hello? //Fowler is shuffling papers Intercom: Hello? Student: Yes? //Fowler continues to shuffle papers Intercom: Do you have ...Philip...Sequoia?[sic] in class? Other student: Yes. Intercom: Can you send him down to the main office? //Fowler stares in shock at speakers Other student: Okay! //Philip leaves room Other student: You're supposed to respond to the intercom. Fowler: They...can hear us? Other student: Yeah, there's a button to call the main office over there. Fowler: That's creepy...so they're like, watching us all the time? It's like Nazis...or something...?

#3740

3640

Nov. 3, 2011, 11:40 a.m.

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Street: Be sure to clean up the counter when you leave! I am NOT your mother! Thank goodness I'm not. You would all be some ugly babies if I were.

#4995

3640

May 31, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

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Eleanor: Emotionally I'll be an 8 year old forever. Duval: So you'll be Mr. Rose.

#8241

3640

June 4, 2019, 2:58 p.m.

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//Analysis pd 9 Rose: I will cut this fish up into slices of bread.

#8433

3640

Dec. 18, 2019, 2:49 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: Even though I am clearly the greatest teacher ever, I get paid the same as all these other schlubs.

#11687

3640

March 16, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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//suffering in kabir bankole’s class kabir: you must deny reality

#1325

2628

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:35 a.m.

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//Shirley is looking for something in the physics back room //leafblower noises are emitted from the back room Schafer: There is no reason for you to have a leafblower in your hand. //Shirley emerges with no leafblower in hand Shirley: I don't! Schafer: But you did have a leafblower in your hand. Shirley: No comment.