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Sept. 20, 2022, 9:47 a.m.

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Smolen: Don’t tell me you guys are magnet kids who do nothing but homework during the weekend.

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Sept. 28, 2022, 10:28 a.m.

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Stein: My son is getting married this Saturday. Stein: Unless he does something dumb between now and then.

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Oct. 13, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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//Mr. Rose is showing Alex Joseph a math thing. Mr. Rose: I actually posted this on twitter like a year ago. If you just-- Alex: I don't have twitter. Mr. Rose: Don't have twitter. That's like saying "I don't have wikipedia".

#11103

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Nov. 3, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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in GoGuardian chat during a test Isak: Hello Isak: This is literally 1984 Mr. Seat: Oh yes it is.

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Dec. 1, 2022, 9:54 p.m.

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Smolen: This piece is like a babushka lamenting about how everything was great until the Soviets took away her goats.

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Dec. 15, 2022, 12:03 p.m.

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(After being told Mr Rose hoped there wouldn’t be a snow day) Lodal: Nobody cares about Mr Rose’s feelings!

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Feb. 24, 2023, 8:20 a.m.

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Sahu: "I have genetically engineered a 5-year-old who can do this and nothing else."

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April 5, 2023, 10:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: “Now, on the left here, we have this thing on the ground called ‘grass’”. Schwartz: “For the first time in some of your lives, you might even get to touch it!”

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June 15, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Schafer: So one day I saw Henry Merrill chug 5 chocolate milks, one after the other. Schafer: And I told him "you better not throw up in this classroom". Schafer: So he went outside and then threw up in the hallways. Schafer: Technically, he followed my instructions.

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:21 p.m.

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Anuva: what’s your fit Sahu: what does that mean Someone: Your outfit Sahu: A shirt