#11622

2222

March 1, 2023, 10:13 a.m.

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Smolen: Bring a light backpack, not the 5 ton backpack magnet kids like to drag around.

#11730

2222

April 5, 2023, 10:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: “Now, on the left here, we have this thing on the ground called ‘grass’”. Schwartz: “For the first time in some of your lives, you might even get to touch it!”

#11997

2222

June 15, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Schafer: So one day I saw Henry Merrill chug 5 chocolate milks, one after the other. Schafer: And I told him "you better not throw up in this classroom". Schafer: So he went outside and then threw up in the hallways. Schafer: Technically, he followed my instructions.

#13512

2222

Dec. 5, 2024, 1:32 p.m.

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Freshman physics class experiments with a flying pig named Bacon. Mr. Schafer: Bacon is cooking so you guys better eat or you will be cooked.

#13519

2222

Dec. 10, 2024, 12:20 p.m.

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Rose: "I am a god who has a job that makes 10 dollars a week."

#5201

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Sept. 30, 2014, 5:05 a.m.

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//Sloe picks up Erin's spherical eraser Sloe: What is this? Erin: It's an eraser. Sloe: Oh! Does it work? //proceeds to erase Erin's notes

#3533

3640

Sept. 9, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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//During 3D Graphics with Fowler Intercom: Hello? //Fowler is shuffling papers Intercom: Hello? Student: Yes? //Fowler continues to shuffle papers Intercom: Do you have ...Philip...Sequoia?[sic] in class? Other student: Yes. Intercom: Can you send him down to the main office? //Fowler stares in shock at speakers Other student: Okay! //Philip leaves room Other student: You're supposed to respond to the intercom. Fowler: They...can hear us? Other student: Yeah, there's a button to call the main office over there. Fowler: That's creepy...so they're like, watching us all the time? It's like Nazis...or something...?

#3740

3640

Nov. 3, 2011, 11:40 a.m.

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Street: Be sure to clean up the counter when you leave! I am NOT your mother! Thank goodness I'm not. You would all be some ugly babies if I were.

#4995

3640

May 31, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

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Eleanor: Emotionally I'll be an 8 year old forever. Duval: So you'll be Mr. Rose.

#8241

3640

June 4, 2019, 2:58 p.m.

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//Analysis pd 9 Rose: I will cut this fish up into slices of bread.