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Oct. 11, 2019, 10:25 a.m.

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//Genetics Period 3 Sloe: Noam, did you find your packet Noam: Yeah Sloe: Did charlotte help you find it? Charlotte: Yes.... Sloe: Then she must have a uterus

#5189

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Sept. 18, 2014, 12:43 a.m.

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//French class, classes of 2017 and 2016 children talking *Arnold shows up* Sambuddha: Hey, look who is AMONG us! Jamie V: Arnold is AMONG us! Arnold: No, I give that joke a rating of 0. Ben J: I think it deserves a rating of 10. Kusal: Yeah, it's AMONG the best!

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Oct. 11, 2010, 6:07 a.m.

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//students exchange papers, but one student does not have one Templin (to student without paper): Go sit outside. Student: Why? Templin: Because you are an idiot. //later Templin (to older kids): Explain [to the student outside] how when you exchange papers, everyone needs to have a paper. Older kids (to student outside): So you are a stupid idiot.

#8044

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March 26, 2019, 10:02 a.m.

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//ADSB Gonzalez: I have a degree in computer science, I can say that it's gif.

#8122

1733

April 16, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//Duval Gonzalez Schulman and Noam are talking about Blairbash, Gonzalez brings up one he saw that he disapproved of Duval: Please add an addendum that Gonzalez is mortified. Gonzalez: Less mortified, more... disgusted.

#10305

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March 18, 2022, 2:17 p.m.

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Jerry: *points to squirrel* bird of paradise. Andy: heheheehehhhhahahaha, nuts!

#9537

1224

Dec. 7, 2021, 1:04 p.m.

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Stephen: Hm, it's very thick. Ace: Just like his nudes!

#332

24

May 24, 2009, 8:39 p.m.

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Mr. Donaldson: "You could find the wavelength if you had a calculator." *nobody moves* Mr. Donaldson: "That means take out your calculators!!" *class scrambles for caculators* Mr. Donaldson: "You guys are the slowest class ever to take a hint, honestly."

#347

24

May 25, 2009, 2:09 p.m.

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//in a moving car, searching for open wireless networks with which to access the internets Mario: Hey, I'm connecting to "yo mama"!

#473

24

June 21, 2009, 12:31 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: What does a pedometer measure? Student: The steps. Ms. Blitz: What does an odometer measure? Steven: The odes.