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April 14, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

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//talking about Mr. Rose's "son" (paul) Sharon: So you had your son when you were a teenager? Evan: Mr. Rose, did they never teach about birth control in high school?

#3478

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Aug. 30, 2011, 5:31 p.m.

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Teacher: Last year, this kid had the nerve to walk into my class wearing not one, but party hats all over his face!

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Oct. 26, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

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Mr. Mogge: Why is there an animated Felix the cat on the slide? //Class gives random answers Mr. Mogge: No. Remember, it's because slides get lonely when put away.

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Dec. 24, 2011, 8:16 p.m.

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Amy: Adarshypoo! Sankar: Oh, because he's brown? THAT'S RACIST!!

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March 13, 2012, 9:08 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: It's seductive out there, and all of your friends are seductive as well.

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June 8, 2012, 10:11 a.m.

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Mitchell(to Sahaana) : Why are you here? Why aren't you at home sleeping? Pham: Because sleeping at home by herself is boring.

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March 16, 2013, 12:56 a.m.

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Naeem: Which one of you guys took a dump and didn't fl- Soumya: (insulted) I NEVER TAKE DUMPS

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April 10, 2013, 6:19 a.m.

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//In the middle of Analysis 1A, class before Pi day. Blue: I'm gonna just leave, okay? Rose: Okay, come back on Thursday for pie.

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Aug. 30, 2013, 12:16 p.m.

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Emily: I will not get Phamnesia. I will remember freshman year.

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Nov. 19, 2014, 2:17 p.m.

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Duval: He ignored your call for jesus