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Nov. 19, 2010, 10:43 p.m.

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Freeman: Visiting dignitaries include the U.S. Secretary of Education, the person in charge of the Department of Education. Or at least until the Tea Partiers abolish it or something.

#2601

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Nov. 23, 2010, 9:55 p.m.

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Donaldson: ...and this is why people like Al Gore and I are concerned about carbon dioxide levels. Viju: You may not want to put yourself together with Al Gore.

#2733

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Dec. 31, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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Teacher: Julie Zhu. She's an amazing artist. She's one of those people that, if I were 22, I'd be in a lot of trouble.

#2754

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Jan. 4, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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Teacher (shouting): SHUT THE HELL UP! You see that? [Points at clock.] 2:25. I don't wanna hear one damn word out of your mouth until the little hand is on the three and the big hand is on the twelve. Understand? Jordan: Yes! Oops. Sorry, sorry, sorry! [Makes a series of humming noises while waving arms.] Teacher (to Jordan): Shut up and sit down. Teacher (to class): See? Now he understands.

#2777

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Jan. 12, 2011, 7:35 p.m.

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//Fillman's 9th period English class, reviewing for final exams... Fillman: See, this is a great essay! It's just FILLED with snoozalicious words and sentences! Viju: No wonder I'm sleepy...

#2811

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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Giles: Number Three will look like this—ERRUUP! (Draws cubic function on a graph while making a strange sound). You don’t have to use the sound effect if you don’t want to.

#2812

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:02 p.m.

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Giles (while yelling at us for talking too much): This is absurd! If you didn’t spend time reading labels on water bottles and having side conversations about orange juice, we might actually accomplish something.

#3054

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March 9, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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John Anderson (To Saurav): You're a dirty little boy, some day you gonna grow up and be just like [Teacher].

#3260

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April 26, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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//On the bus Lisa: Rafa, promise me you'll find Quang an awesome person to marry. Rafa: I'll get him a hooker. Lisa: You would marry a hooker. Rafa: I married you...what does that say? Lisa: Bad move on my part.

#3287

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May 1, 2011, 6:34 p.m.

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Rose: By the way, the world goes on when you guys have your stupid APs.