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April 8, 2010, 7:43 a.m.

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//freshman R&E and robotics elective are sharing the lab Freshman 1: What's your name? Freshman 2: What's your name? Jacob: I don't have a name. Freshman 3: He's Jacob Hurwitz. Freshmen 1 and 2 (in unison): YOU'RE JACOB HURWITZ? Freshman 1: I thought Jacob Hurwitz was someone else! The kid with the glasses and... //Jacob looks puzzled Freshman 3: You're some legendary figure. Everybody knows you, but nobody's seen you.

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Nov. 12, 2010, 10:17 a.m.

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EVA: Remember, remember, the 5th of November... Danderson: As an excuse to set off barrels of gunpowder underneath Congress? EVA: Sure, that sounds fun, yup yup! Danderson: It would be more productive than anything they normally do...

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Dec. 14, 2010, 5:47 p.m.

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Anderson: That's what makes the rabbits get together and say "let's establish Christianity".

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Jan. 11, 2013, 11:59 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos is talking about dancing Rachel: Do you pick up girls when you go dancing, Mr. Bustillos? Mr. Bustillos: Well, it's not really about girls for me, Rachel. Class: Umm...

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Feb. 11, 2013, 5:28 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: What's the difference between a paradox and an oxymoron? Klein: An oxymoron is a distilled paradox. Like jumbo shrimp... Or military intelligence.

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Jan. 2, 2014, 4:38 p.m.

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//First day back from 12 day winter break Saurav: Still not caught up on homework.

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Dec. 3, 2014, 10 p.m.

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//9th period CAP Photo. Bustillos is explaining the 2nd quarter Independent Blog Post. Bustillos: The purpose of this Indie Blog Post is to get you guys to start dreamin'. Student 1: Why? We already dream enough -- in our sleep. Bustillos: Not that kind of dreaming. Dreaming as in what you wanna do with your life. Student 2: Why now? We're only in 9th grade! Bustillos: Y'see, when I was in 9th grade, all I did once I got home was sleep. //Class snickers. Bustillos: And that was the only thing I wanted to do -- sleep. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Student 2: Is that why you're here...? Bustillos: Yeah. I don't want you guys to be like me. That's why y'all have to start dreamin'.

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Oct. 5, 2015, 10:01 p.m.

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// ESS Pd. 3, learning about mineral properties Lodal: Our next property is really two things: cleavage and fracture. // Class starts giggling Lodal (not amused): Thanks for that, guys.

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Sept. 11, 2017, 5:21 p.m.

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Schafer: If you are curving, you are not going straight.

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Jan. 12, 2018, 3:58 p.m.

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//on the bus Priyanka: I did it again. Andrew: You lost your phone? Harris: Check your backpack, it’s usually there. //frantically looks through first pocket of backpack Priyanka: I can feel it at the bottom! //frantically looks in the bottom of every pocket Priyanka: wait... //looks down in lap, realizes that her phone is there