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Feb. 8, 2024, 4:01 p.m.

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Smrek: As a child, I had an imaginary sister. Smrek: I also had a real sister, but I didn't like her.

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Feb. 9, 2024, 10:23 a.m.

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Glenn: Why is wisconsin funny? //later Glenn: Ever chew on those cheese curds that go EER EER EER EER EER EER? Glenn: that's a thing in Wisconsin Sai: Wiscansin. Glenn: Wiscansin.

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Feb. 12, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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Mrs. Stelzner: Senate advise and? Oliver: DESTROY? Stelzner: CONSENT! Senate advise and destroy? What?

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Feb. 14, 2024, 12:59 p.m.

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Jerry Lu: Happy birthday Reed! *pause* Jerry: That just exhausted my entire social battery today.

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Feb. 15, 2024, 10:22 a.m.

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Glenn: I can still tell embarrassing Alice stories Glenn: So she went home and told me that she asked Bernard to be her valentine Glenn: I've never heard of this Bernard character. Glenn: So later she told her dad that. Glenn: And her dad was like, maybe we can talk to Bernard's parents and have a playdate Glenn: because she's nine, and playdates are still a thing Glenn: Then she said, it wouldn't be a play date, it'd be a real date. Glenn: she's a hoo

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Feb. 15, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Uriel: Where's my woman singing in Italian?

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Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.

#13098

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Feb. 20, 2024, 9:58 a.m.

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// Magnet Bio Skit Tony Song: You can be the cytoplasm Tony: we can put stuff in you

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April 23, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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Ziyad: Have you ever tried impregnating ducks? It's pretty cool Ziyad: NO! I meant unicorns

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April 24, 2024, 2:20 p.m.

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Jerry Song: How do people use a straw? Jerry: No seriously. // Jerry proceeds to mime sucking from a straw