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Feb. 15, 2024, 10:22 a.m.

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Glenn: I can still tell embarrassing Alice stories Glenn: So she went home and told me that she asked Bernard to be her valentine Glenn: I've never heard of this Bernard character. Glenn: So later she told her dad that. Glenn: And her dad was like, maybe we can talk to Bernard's parents and have a playdate Glenn: because she's nine, and playdates are still a thing Glenn: Then she said, it wouldn't be a play date, it'd be a real date. Glenn: she's a hoo

#13079

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Feb. 15, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Uriel: Where's my woman singing in Italian?

#13081

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.

#13098

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Feb. 20, 2024, 9:58 a.m.

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// Magnet Bio Skit Tony Song: You can be the cytoplasm Tony: we can put stuff in you

#13327

35

April 23, 2024, 9:17 a.m.

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Ziyad: Have you ever tried impregnating ducks? It's pretty cool Ziyad: NO! I meant unicorns

#13335

35

April 24, 2024, 2:20 p.m.

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Jerry Song: How do people use a straw? Jerry: No seriously. // Jerry proceeds to mime sucking from a straw

#13567

35

March 11, 2025, 10:25 a.m.

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Mr. Sahu: Oh my god, why is it so thick?!

#13608

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May 16, 2025, 11:35 a.m.

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\\Me asking Lodal who Pham was Lodal: Nope. Nope. Awful in every way. Do you enjoy people crying in class?

#7793

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Dec. 6, 2018, 8:03 a.m.

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Lodal: If you walk faster than someone else, you're better than them.

#956

410

Nov. 24, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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*In ceramics class Neel: If you don't get it, you don't get it. Lisa: GEICO!!! Neel: Noooo. The Washington Post! *Lisa laughs and smacks the table. Lisa: OH CRAP, MY TEAPOT!