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March 26, 2015, 6:06 p.m.

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Stein: Here's how you remember the order of the variables for binompdf, n, p, x. No peeing on xylophones! Because if you do, they get all rusty and sticky. This is a life lesson here! Sidd! Sidd: Yeah? Stein: No peeing on xylophones!

#5442

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March 31, 2015, 6:07 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein walks into Klein's Pd. 4 AP Lang class as the class is discussing the upcoming Huckleberry Finn opinion-research paper Stein: What is the difference between opinions and "opinions"? Klein: Uhh, 17. Ms. Eisenstein, Klein's assistant: I was going to say 35.

#5701

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Dec. 16, 2015, 8:31 a.m.

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// This is on the bus ride to school. Both bus drivers are on the walkie-talkie. Bus Driver 1: So, did you notice anything interesting lately? Bus Driver 2: Well, there is a candy cane campaign at Home Depot, but that's it. //Some time passes Bus Driver 1: So, did you get any? Bus Driver 2: Yeah, I got some. What about you? Bus Driver 1: I almost bought the whole lot! Bus Driver 2: That's A LOT of candy canes. Where'd you keep them? Bus Driver 1: Oh, well, some of them are on my steering wheel.

#5905

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April 24, 2016, 3:03 p.m.

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//A bunch of random people run into 4th period precal and do a really weird Earth Day presentation that involves a superhero named Earth Man and some elements Giles: Did everyone else see that too?

#6148

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Jan. 4, 2017, 3:55 p.m.

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Debkanya: There's no room for liberalism in a meritocracy. These ideas must seem very foreign to you.

#6335

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March 22, 2017, 5:28 p.m.

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Cirincione: You are allowed to confront the witnesses and cross-examine them. So, if Niche says that he say me take out the chromebook cart with his own eyes, I can ask him whether he is legally blind. //Nick covers his eyes and bumps into Jeremy multiple times Cirincione: And then, Niche will fumble out of the courtroom.

#6336

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March 23, 2017, 10:45 a.m.

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Justin: White girls are like calcium hydroxide! Seoyoung: What. Justin: They're both basic. Seoyoung: White girls don't even dissolve in water! Justin: Doesn't everything dissolve in water? Seoyoung: .

#6389

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April 22, 2017, 7:13 p.m.

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//At Wallops, there is a meeting in Schwartz and Paul's suite Schwartz: Everybody who is not supposed to be in this dorm, please get out of this suite! Mr. Rose, get out of this suite!

#6481

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May 27, 2017, 9:55 p.m.

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//Last day for seniors. Seniors peek through the window in Mr. Rose's room. Rose: Agh! (tries to shoo seniors) Actually go away away. //Rose blocks the window; seniors start laughing Rose: I hate people. A whole 100 of them come every year! You're not special!

#7147

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:06 a.m.

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// Bunday is subbing for Poli Stat when Pham walks in Bunday: Mr. Pham, do you have a pass to get here? Pham: Yeah. I have pass everywhere!