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⚐ Report// Beginning of class in Analysis 1 Schwartz: Where did I put these notes? Me, looking at Andy: Is it just me, or did you also hear him say deez nuts? Andy: This is why I've muted the freshman server and buried it under 20 other servers. // Twenty minutes later, learning about the shell method for measuring volume Andy: Deez shells
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⚐ ReportSubayi, to Student: Don't eat in my class! Eat outside! Student: What, are you going to tell my guidance counselor? Subayi: It's not my rule, it's the school's. Student: So why should I stop? Subayi: You're eating in my classroom, you're not supposed to eat in my classroom. Student: Bruh, it's literally just snacking. Subayi: Do you see anyone else eating in here? // Me and another student look at each other, we're eating chocolate // Subayi starts yelling at him in French
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⚐ Reportrose: "if you find yourself on a deserted island and want to find the area of a circle... wait actually... wait no that's bad i take it back. if you're interested in finding the area of a circle-"
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⚐ Report// Explaining meiosis with action figures Duval: Did you ever pop off the heads and switch the bodies? Duval: I mean I sure did. Duval: Come on it's normal! // Later Duval: Suppose the two Jerries decided to give each other really tight hugs. Duval: And then while they're hugging, they swap arms! // Jerry Song runs into the lab, Andy follows him and comes out of the lab carrying Jerry over his shoulder
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⚐ Report// Hash collisions Sahu: I can't stick both of them in the same slot. Sahu: And if each integer is only 4 bytes, then what the hell do I do?
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: When you see 1-x^2, what do you think about? Hadar: Trigsub! Schwartz: No! Noooooooooooo!
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⚐ Report// Concert orch Roberts: Can we celebrate the fact that the violas are playing in tune?