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#494

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: What else are logarithmic functions used for? Gilad: Confusing young children.

#776

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Oct. 28, 2009, 4:38 p.m.

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Schafer: Tell me Charlie, have you been to Candy Mountain?

#1182

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Dec. 15, 2009, 8:02 p.m.

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//Diana and Caroline are talking about animal mating rituals, including those done by human males. Kamal is playing Half Life nearby. Kamal: The game is a mating ritual. Caroline: The game does not get you laid. //Kamal does not hear Diana (yelling): The game does not get you laid! Kamal: The game lets you get laid with the game...

#1213

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Dec. 18, 2009, 10:23 p.m.

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Ravilious: I never knew my colleagues were so interesting!

discussing blairbash. Ms. Ravilious doesn't like having her own quotes on blairbash, but she *loves* reading others...

blairbash, ravilious

#1365

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:02 a.m.

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Duval: I'm staring at the quadratic formula thinking of Frère Jacques. Jacob: Frère Jacques? Duval: Yeah, my mom's a math teacher, and she teaches the quadratic formula using Frère Jacques. *sings* "Negative b, negative b, plus or minus the square root of, plus or minus the square root of, b squared minus four a c, b squared minus four a c, over two a, over two a."

#1517

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Feb. 20, 2010, 7:11 p.m.

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//pd6 analysis1a Rose: So I'm going to go ahead and flip this inequality around, since I'm scared of greater-than signs. Class: <laughs> Rose: No, I'm being serious.

#1549

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:16 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Finally, the type of snowstorm we're supposed to get! The type that avoids us and hits New York.

#1658

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March 15, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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Janitor: Ima give you one last chance, man. Kid: Man, I ain't movin'. Janitor: Man, Ima call Smiff over here cuz you undaminin' me. Janitor (on walkie talkie): //looks at Smith across lunch room// Ayo Smiff!...(Smith doesn't respond)...Smiff! Smith: What? Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ova heuh is undaminin' me! Smith: Ok, man I be right ova. Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ove heuh is undaminin' me! Man, he betta stop undaminin' me!!!!!

//Before, the janitor is telling a kid to move away from the table because he is being disruptive, but the kid is not following directions.

undaminin', janitor, smith

#1822

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April 23, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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Rose: "Don't bother me, I'm playing Sporcle."

He was much better at it than we were >_>

rose, sporcle

#2187

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Sept. 23, 2010, 10:44 p.m.

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Jeremy: God-damn it Earth, stop moving!