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⚐ Report// OIGOIG, both terms are even Schwartz: You cry and then solve the problem, sounds like a plan. Andy: It's kind of like when you solve a cubic but the law of ones and twos doesn't work. Schwartz: Exactly, you cry and then you do it! Sean, Ace: You derive the cubic formula! Schwartz: No, don't derive the cubic formula!
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⚐ Report// Start of class Duval: I moved into my new house on December 26th. // Class starts applauding Duval: My kids are staying with me this weekend. // applause Duval: We're going to make baklava // more applause Duval: And I have 10 toes! // even more applause Andy: This is like in the Soviet Union, where you get sent to the gulag if you stop clapping. // yet more applause, Andy takes a bow
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⚐ Reportkyei explaining recursion with factorials: "lily gets confused bc 3 * 2 is a complex calculation. so she pulls out her calculator and does 3 * 2."
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⚐ ReportHui(to Ace): You’re a stairwell gremlin. Hui(to Andy): You’re Andy Ying. Hui(to Stephen): And you can be normal.
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⚐ Report// Cuadrado getting fed up with spanish 5 class Yaphet: Aquí estaremos hasta que... (we will be here until...) Cuadrado: APRENDAS EL SUBJUNTIVO! (YOU LEARN THE SUBJUNCTIVE)
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⚐ ReportAndrew: When's Independence Day again? //Proceeds to google "independence day date" Andrew: Oh
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⚐ ReportDiscussing nationalism Gibb: The only time the US is nationalist is when someone knocks down our Twin Towers Gibb: or during the Olympics. U-S-A! U-S-A! Gibb: or during the Women's World Cup.
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⚐ ReportTalking about communism Gibb: We're going to be a communist class. Grades will be redistributed. Everyone will get a C. Gibb: C stands for communism.
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⚐ ReportGugan: *opens Blairbash* Jerry, to Katz: Say something funny! Katz: y̶̧̺͒ǒ̵̧̼̈́u̷̥͗̀r̷͖̕ ̶̗̤͌̚m̷͇̦̀ŏ̶̝t̸͚͗͐h̸͙̲̀ȇ̴̳̕r̶͇̎ //later Gugan: I am a full-time Blairbasher