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May 23, 2023, 3:01 p.m.

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Kirk: let’s take a moment to appreciate Leul’s graph Sai: no. Kirk: damn

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June 8, 2023, 1:57 p.m.

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Colby: There is this movie called Macbeth: The Comedy. It is about a power-hungry lesbian couple and flamboyantly lesbian Weïrd Sisters. Anderson: I'm in. Can we stream that right now?

#12346

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Oct. 18, 2023, 1:26 p.m.

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Bannister: Oh shit, there is another one. //Proceeds to not react Student: Umm, what did you just say? Bannister: I said a bad word. Bannister: I do not normally curse that much. I just say "oh shit" sometimes. Wait, I just said it again. //Proceeds to go on long-winded explanation of his childhood and his mother swearing a lot.

#12461

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:15 p.m.

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Glenn: What do you buy for a 77-year-old lady? Andy: A coffin.

#13080

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Feb. 15, 2024, 3:35 p.m.

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Stephen (trying to connect buzzers for quizbowl practice): These are male to male, not male to female! Alan: ??? Stephen: This is not a sex thing, this is an engineering thing, which is the opposite of sex

#13486

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Oct. 9, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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“9/11 jokes have been chill since like 2007.” -Michael Zenick

#13623

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Sept. 2, 2025, 11:15 a.m.

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Chaotic Rose Anthology 29.08.2025: "The more packets you get, the more your teachers love you. ... It's just like Christmas!" "I'm not sure what [my wife] does all day, but they pay her loads of money, so it's probably evil. That's typically how that works." "The Second Amendment says you can just run around with a machine gun or whatever." "Let's talk about him because he's not here." "Nate's been to school and his brain has been corrupted." "Aww, my first sleeper of 2025-26."

#7831

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Jan. 3, 2019, 7:48 p.m.

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//learning about continental plates in ess Noam: I JUST REALIZED WHY IT'S CALLED PANGAEA Noam: Pan as in pansexual, but for... //he doesn't finish his sentence because the entire class is staring at him

#6762

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Oct. 12, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

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//Tad says something stupid //Schwartz tells him to stop //Chad laughs at Tad Schwartz: Hey! That's not cool! You can't laugh at someone because I said they were being dumb. Chad: WHat? No! I was laughing at him before! Schwartz: Oh, yeah, okay then. Laugh at him all you want.

#7279

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Feb. 28, 2018, 8:25 a.m.

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//AP Micro talking about different governments Ryan Tse: Communism is the worst form of government. Jonathan Berkowitz *sarcastically* : What about just killing everyone? Ryan: Fine. Communism is the worst reasonable form of government.