#10439

911

April 19, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Daniel: "Is it true that you're going on leave for the rest of the year?" Seat: "Yeah, I'm having a baby." *pats stomach*

#10446

911

April 20, 2022, 3:56 p.m.

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Nacho: The lesson you should take away from this is that hurting small children gives you a feeling of power.

#10614

911

May 24, 2022, 3:25 p.m.

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Albert: Who else took a Diet Pepsi? Ace: Me! Albert: FELLOW DEGENERATE!

#10622

911

May 27, 2022, 5:42 a.m.

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Andy: nuts. Andy: bolts, even

#10662

911

June 7, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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//Someone messed with Alden's chromebook while he was away. Alden: What did you do to my computer?! Alden: *looks at search bar* "Sussus amongus..." Alden: Why would you type such a thing....?

#10710

911

June 16, 2022, 11:10 a.m.

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Alexei: It's literally 1984. I say a stupid thing and it's forever preserved on Blairbash.

#11028

911

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!

#11034

911

Oct. 26, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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// Watching a video in Bio, Delaney Pd. 7 // The man is talking about Richmond, Virginia Man: Meanwhile, across the country, in New York City- Hadar: I don't know on what planet New York City is across the country from Virginia.

#11041

911

Oct. 26, 2022, 5:33 p.m.

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// Socratic seminar Tinsley: Karen, Orwell would be rolling in his grave if he heard you say "unsucceed".

#11058

911

Oct. 27, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: Today is a day of no fun at all. Schwartz: We will not be having any fun today!