#5709

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Dec. 17, 2015, 2:23 p.m.

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// Advisory in Pham's classroom Pham: You all need to get parents to sign paper. It important to administration. Student 1: How should we send it to you? Student 2: Can I send it via fax machine? //Pham can't pronounce an "x" Pham: Why you send it by fuc machine? What dis generation doing? We don't use da fuc machine anymore. //Class laughs while Pham talks.

#5734

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Jan. 8, 2016, 4:44 p.m.

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Rose: My girlfriend gave me this panda a week ago (picks up plush panda). When I got him the proportions were perfect. He looked exactly like Bei Bei. But then he grew, and now I need a new panda.

#5767

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Feb. 2, 2016, 4:36 p.m.

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//Pham is talking about successful college applicants Pham: One year, MIT only have 5 people go. That about 5%. And you know what? 4 girl and one boy. Cal Tech have only 3. Guess what. All 3 are girl. William: This is why I'm going trans.

#5832

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Feb. 29, 2016, 6:03 p.m.

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//Talking about infinite loops Wright: You might be stuck for a while.

#5839

911

March 4, 2016, 4:32 p.m.

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//Tyler points toward the door Tyler: Hey look! It's Mr. Rose! //Everybody looks toward the door Tyler: HAHA! April Fools! Giles: How did you pass speed trig if you can't even tell the date?

#5898

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April 19, 2016, 1:58 p.m.

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//Background: Talking about how presidents have to swear on their religious book of choice in history class Russell: All the other Presidents so far have sworn on the bible. Bernie sanders might use the Torah, and Trump would swear on his own book

#5958

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June 18, 2016, 4:09 p.m.

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//Jonathan Berkowitz is very loudly pushing an office chair down the hallway //Schwartz is very quietly talking one-on-one with a student Schwartz: Why aren't you sitting on that and rolling down the hall?

#6100

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Nov. 20, 2016, 10:06 p.m.

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// In a group gchat discussing bringing food to FTC day Laura: Will anyone drink soda if I bring it? Kevin: No Kevin: I need to stay asleep for period 8 Smith.

#6143

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Jan. 3, 2017, 9:05 p.m.

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//Discussing faulty algorithms for Interval Scheduling //One counterexample that doesn't work is a staircase of jobs, each one overlapping a few others Avik (pointing to the staircase): That looks like Steven's dating schedule.

#6152

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Jan. 4, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

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Jessica: I like elvish. 'My love' and 'My friend' are the same in elvish. That means you're saying 'I love my friends.' every time you talk about them, but it also means you friend-zone everyone you like.